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Actually, I'm amazed he was able to walk away. Definitely a contestant for the Darwin Award.

Video at link

https://nypost.com/2018/08/02/...uch-how-youd-expect/
 
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What could possibly go wrong?


Hopefully quite a lot.





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How he didn't end up with his guts stomped out is amazing.


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That was mildly disappointing - I was rather hoping that the buffalo would launch the bozo into the lake.
 
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Huge animal! Why would anyone do that? I was hoping the bison would flip him up into the trees.
 
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That was mildly disappointing - I was rather hoping that the buffalo would launch the bozo into the lake.

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City slickers!

They think this is Disneyland, the happiest place on earth.




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What the hell was he doing? The bison was off the road to the side and he taunts him?

That thing was huge!



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Just the most recent example of magnum stupidity in the GYA. There’ll be another shortly. Amazing how people I assume to be semi-intelligent, lose their minds when they get to the Park.


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Ole!
 
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Go ahead punk, make my day
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Too bad the Bison didn't connect a little bit.
 
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Idiots!! They're everywhere.

I really wish people would learn how to use their cellphone cameras. Geesh!

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I love how at the critical moment the videographer lowers the camera and we get to see some fascinating fenders and asphalt.



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Looks like nothing actually went wrong.
 
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I crew up with cows & Bull sin my backyard. My granddads pastures bumped up behind our property. I wouldn't do that with a bull I wasn't comfortable around. A bison... whole lot of nope!




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Just the most recent example of magnum stupidity in the GYA. There’ll be another shortly. Amazing how people I assume to be semi-intelligent, lose their minds when they get to the Park.
I cannot fathom the asinine bear-human and bison-human interactions you must've seen in your career.



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I crew up with cows & Bull sin my backyard. My granddads pastures bumped up behind our property. I wouldn't do that with a bull I wasn't comfortable around. A bison... whole lot of nope!


Bull sin? Good grief! Imagine that!! Big Grin



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As TMats replied, this is what we deal with almost every day..............

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I live in MT, this is why going to Yellowstone NP is like a trip to the insane asylum during the summer. Beautiful place that has the need for a lottery system to control the number of visitors, Glacier Park being in need of the same, reservations only. Hunters have to submit to the draw system, time for something similar. The stupid foreign tourists are more dangerous than the Bison.
 
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Disappointing. I was waiting for the bison to just plow through that guy.


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