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Playing matador with a bison. What could possibly go wrong?
August 02, 2018, 01:14 PM
BBMWPlaying matador with a bison. What could possibly go wrong?
Actually, I'm amazed he was able to walk away. Definitely a contestant for the Darwin Award.
Video at link
https://nypost.com/2018/08/02/...uch-how-youd-expect/August 02, 2018, 01:15 PM
Sig2340quote:
What could possibly go wrong?
Hopefully quite a lot.
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August 02, 2018, 01:21 PM
sandman76How he didn't end up with his guts stomped out is amazing.
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August 02, 2018, 01:26 PM
SigmanicThat was mildly disappointing - I was rather hoping that the buffalo would launch the bozo into the lake.
August 02, 2018, 01:27 PM
k5blazerHuge animal! Why would anyone do that? I was hoping the bison would flip him up into the trees.
August 02, 2018, 01:35 PM
Cromquote:
Originally posted by Sigmanic:
That was mildly disappointing - I was rather hoping that the buffalo would launch the bozo into the lake.
+1
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August 02, 2018, 01:49 PM
JALLENCity slickers!
They think this is Disneyland, the happiest place on earth.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
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Rey HRHWhat the hell was he doing? The bison was off the road to the side and he taunts him?
That thing was huge!
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August 02, 2018, 02:21 PM
TMatsJust the most recent example of magnum stupidity in the GYA. There’ll be another shortly. Amazing how people I assume to be semi-intelligent, lose their minds when they get to the Park.
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August 02, 2018, 02:25 PM
1967GoatOle!
August 02, 2018, 02:26 PM
RHINOWSOToo bad the Bison didn't connect a little bit.
August 02, 2018, 02:37 PM
Jimbo54Idiots!! They're everywhere.
I really wish people would learn how to use their cellphone cameras. Geesh!
Jim
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August 02, 2018, 02:39 PM
darthfusterI love how at the critical moment the videographer lowers the camera and we get to see some fascinating fenders and asphalt.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier August 02, 2018, 02:40 PM
RAMIUSLooks like nothing actually went wrong.
August 02, 2018, 02:42 PM
myrottietyI crew up with cows & Bull sin my backyard. My granddads pastures bumped up behind our property. I wouldn't do that with a bull I wasn't comfortable around. A bison... whole lot of nope!
Train how you intend to Fight
Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat. August 02, 2018, 02:43 PM
tatortoddquote:
Originally posted by TMats:
Just the most recent example of magnum stupidity in the GYA. There’ll be another shortly. Amazing how people I assume to be semi-intelligent, lose their minds when they get to the Park.
I cannot fathom the asinine bear-human and bison-human interactions you must've seen in your career.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. August 02, 2018, 03:16 PM
darthfusterquote:
Originally posted by myrottiety:
I crew up with cows & Bull sin my backyard. My granddads pastures bumped up behind our property. I wouldn't do that with a bull I wasn't comfortable around. A bison... whole lot of nope!
Bull sin? Good grief! Imagine that!!
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier August 02, 2018, 03:16 PM
PCWyomingAs TMats replied, this is what we deal with almost every day..............
PC
August 02, 2018, 03:39 PM
TRshootemI live in MT, this is why going to Yellowstone NP is like a trip to the insane asylum during the summer. Beautiful place that has the need for a lottery system to control the number of visitors, Glacier Park being in need of the same, reservations only. Hunters have to submit to the draw system, time for something similar. The stupid foreign tourists are more dangerous than the Bison.
August 02, 2018, 03:41 PM
comet24Disappointing. I was waiting for the bison to just plow through that guy.
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