Horse walks int the Library. Librarian see's him and say's. "Why the long face?"

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Originally posted by exx1976:

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Originally posted by TMats:

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What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun

I remember that one as a nun falling down the stairs.

That one (as I remember) goes:
What's black and white, and black and white, and black and white...

What's black, sits in a tree, and is extremely dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun

In my neck of the woods, there was a pair of those jokes:

Black/white red all over: nun fell down the stairs

Black/white & laughing: priest that pushed her.

And mine a news paper... came from a good catholic family.

Q: What is the strongest thing in the world.
A: Pee. Even Superman can't hold it.

Q: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A: A fart. It goes right through your clothes without making a hole.


The psychiatrist took a group from the asylum to a baseball game for an outing. Everything was going fine until the third inning, when a guy came around yelling "Peanuts! Pea-nuts here!" And then the entire group stood up and . . .