Go | New | Find | Notify | Tools | Reply | |
Member |
What do you name a kitten walking on the beach? Sandy Klaws | |||
|
| Member |
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine. | |||
|
I Wanna Missile |
If you're Russian into the bathroom, and Finnish when you leave... what are you while you're IN the bathroom? European. "I am a Soldier. I fight where I'm told and I win where I fight." GEN George S. Patton, Jr. | |||
|
| Author, cowboy, friend to all |
Baby's hiding under cabbage plants until they are ready to be born. | |||
|
| Victim of a Series of Accidents |
My kids actually told me this one at about that age! 3rd Grader: Knock knock! Adult: Who's there? 3rd Grader: Interrupting cow! Adult: Interrupting cow... 3rd grader: MOO!  Edited to add: Just saw I got beaten posting this one. 3rd grade humor is truly universal! "Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." - Barry Goldwater | |||
|
Member |
The golf gun is lethal. It made a hole in Juan. | |||
|
Nullus Anxietas |
Just remembered this one and thought of this thread: Q: Why is toilet paper like the Starship Enterprise? A: It circles Uranus looking for Klingons "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
|
| Member |
The teacher says, " class, today I would like you to make a complete sentence ". Little Sue raises her hand, Teacher- go ahead Sue Sue- The Sky is blue. Teacher- that's great! Danny- The grass is green. Teacher- Another good example! Little Johnny- Urinate. Teacher- Sorry Johnny, that's a word, not a sentence. Johnny- no! You are an 8. If you had bigger boobs, you'd be a 10! P226 9mm CT Springfield custom 1911 hardball Glock 21 Les Baer Special Tactical AR-15 | |||
|
Member |
How do you make a Venetian blind? You poke him in the eye. _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
|
One day at a time |
I use to addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned my self around | |||
|
| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
Mexican word of the day: wheelchair. "Me and José only got one taco left. That's OK, wheelchair it." | |||
|
| Shoulda Coulda Oughta Woulda |
Confucius say: One who puts carrots and peas in same pot is very unsanitary | |||
|
| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Whats the leading cause of dry skin? Towels Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
|
| Member |
Why don't lobsters ever donate to charity? Because they're shellfish. | |||
|
| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
 | |||
|
| Member |
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. "Politics is to Philosophy as Engineering is to Science." | |||
|
| Member |
What's black and white and black and white and black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill. | |||
|
| Member |
And this just in from my little bundle of 3rd grade dynamite, Johanna - Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack. __________ __________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." | |||
|
| Did you come from behind that rock, or from under it?  |
I have a stepladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid. "Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard | |||
|
I'll use the Red Key |
More of a saying. I'm rubber, your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
|
| Powered by Social Strata | Page 1 2 3 4 |
 | Please Wait. Your request is being processed... |
|
© SIGforum 2024