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Why is it that you will never die of starvation at the beach? Because of all the sand which is there. --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
The News paper. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
What do you call a bunch of cabs lined up at DFW waiting on fares... The yellow rows of taxis.... | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
and therein lies the joke _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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Spectemur Agendo |
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see ya later and the other will see ya after awhile. SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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A zebra with a sunburn. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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I'm taking the Cosby kids to the Super Bowl.. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
i saw a murder in my back yard today. Then it flew away. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Delusions of Adequacy |
Penguin in the blender. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Needs a bigger boat |
Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Cow. Interr... MOOOOO! My daughter's favorite. MOO means NO! Be the comet! | |||
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Straight from 3rd grade daughter - What do you call a male cow that is sleeping? A Bull Dozer! ____ What do cows plays at birthday parties? Moosical chairs! _____ What do you call a fish with no eyes! Fshhhh! _____ __________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." | |||
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What did the daddy buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he left home? Bye, son! (Keep 'em coming - I'm saving them up for my step daughter!) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. - Dave Barry "Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it) | |||
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Ammoholic |
Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Baroque Bloke |
Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down have nasty crack up. Well, you asked for 3rd grade jokes… Serious about crackers | |||
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| Baroque Bloke |
Tom Swiftie: “I have a frog in my throat,” Tom croaked. Serious about crackers | |||
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What kind of bees make milk??? Boo-bees!!! ___________________________ "Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..." | |||
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| Alea iacta est |
In my neck of the woods, there was a pair of those jokes: Black/white red all over: nun fell down the stairs Black/white & laughing: priest that pushed her. | |||
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| Serenity now! |
Why did the superhero flush the toilet? It was his doodie ------------------------------------------------ 9/11/01 Never Forget "In valor there is hope" - Tacitus | |||
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What's red and smells like blue paint? RED paint. | |||
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Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew. Confucius say: He who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. | |||
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