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posted April 06, 2017 09:22 PMHide Post
Why is it that you will never die of starvation at the beach? Because of all the sand which is there.


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posted April 07, 2017 10:39 AMHide Post
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jones:
A penguin with a sunburn is also an acceptable answer.

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Originally posted by DitchDoctor911:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun


I remember that one as a nun falling down the stairs.




The News paper.


A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
 
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posted April 07, 2017 11:49 AMHide Post
What do you call a bunch of cabs lined up at DFW waiting on fares...

The yellow rows of taxis....
 
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posted April 07, 2017 11:50 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by George43:
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones:
A penguin with a sunburn is also an acceptable answer.

quote:
Originally posted by DitchDoctor911:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun


I remember that one as a nun falling down the stairs.




The News paper.
and therein lies the joke


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posted April 07, 2017 03:02 PMHide Post
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see ya later and the other will see ya after awhile.




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posted April 07, 2017 04:53 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun


A zebra with a sunburn.


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posted April 07, 2017 10:25 PMHide Post
I'm taking the Cosby kids to the Super Bowl..
 
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posted April 08, 2017 12:26 AMHide Post
i saw a murder in my back yard today. Then it flew away.




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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posted April 08, 2017 12:27 AMHide Post
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Originally posted by Krazeehorse:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun


A zebra with a sunburn.

Penguin in the blender.




I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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posted April 08, 2017 06:01 AMHide Post
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow.
Interr...
MOOOOO!



My daughter's favorite.



MOO means NO! Be the comet!
 
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posted April 08, 2017 08:51 AMHide Post
Straight from 3rd grade daughter -

What do you call a male cow that is sleeping?

A Bull Dozer!
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What do cows plays at birthday parties?

Moosical chairs!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes!

Fshhhh!
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posted April 09, 2017 03:15 PMHide Post
What did the daddy buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he left home?

Bye, son!

(Keep 'em coming - I'm saving them up for my step daughter!)




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posted April 09, 2017 05:48 PMHide Post
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
 
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posted April 09, 2017 06:58 PMHide Post
Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down have nasty crack up.

Well, you asked for 3rd grade jokes…



Serious about crackers.
 
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posted April 09, 2017 07:10 PMHide Post
Tom Swiftie: “I have a frog in my throat,” Tom croaked.



Serious about crackers.
 
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posted April 09, 2017 07:59 PMHide Post
What kind of bees make milk???

Boo-bees!!!


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posted April 09, 2017 08:08 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
quote:
Originally posted by DitchDoctor911:
quote:
Originally posted by TMats:
What's black and white and red all over?


A wounded nun


I remember that one as a nun falling down the stairs.

That one (as I remember) goes:
What's black and white, and black and white, and black and white...

What's black, sits in a tree, and is extremely dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun


In my neck of the woods, there was a pair of those jokes:

Black/white red all over: nun fell down the stairs

Black/white & laughing: priest that pushed her.
 
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Serenity now!
posted April 09, 2017 08:23 PMHide Post
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his doodie


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What's red and smells like blue paint?

RED paint.
 
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posted April 09, 2017 11:22 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:
Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down have nasty crack up.

Well, you asked for 3rd grade jokes…


Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
 
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