I'm gonna need the green card from the back of your Waiver, along with a copy of form TSMF-2019 (filled out completely) and your High School yearbooks, along with a list of any wigs and shoe polish you have in your home at this time.

Confess your thought-crimes. Purge yourself of your evil.


Or else

Do we need a 2019 revised cover sheet, or are we still using the 2018 version?

Sounds important, can I do it by mail?

I have never seen my yearbook; I have no idea what’s in it. But if I’m in blackface I’m sorry. Also I’m pretty sure it’s not me (looks around for flat smooth surface)

To the member who asked if regstering Democrat can save you, and then deleted the post because: politics-

first, no, no one and no thing can save you, except for the Waiver.

...and secondly, you didn't need to delete your post, because this is a political thread.

But thank you anyway. Now, go get yer yearbooks.

Just prior to entering high school I was in possession of several authentic Nazi items from World War II. Myself and other collectors that I knew provided flags, uniforms, daggers, firearms, and other Nazi items for the High School's production of The Sound Of Music.

Although none of us altered our skin color or sported small mustaches, there are indeed photos in the yearbook showing high school students wearing these uniforms, standing in front of those flags, and performing the Nazi salute.

I hope none of them ever aspire to hold public office.

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Originally posted by gearhounds:
I have never seen my yearbook; I have no idea what’s in it.

We shall cleanse you of the need to tell such lies. Cleanse you, we shall.

First a bit of Metamucil...

Hey, we said we'd purge you, but it doesn't have to severe, does it?

I can't find my TPS Report.

Para- I’m sending in my grade school yearbook as well. In 2nd grade I dressed up as General Custer for a book report. I see now that I must have hated Indians when I was 7 years old, and that must mean that I hate them now. I’d like to purge myself of this terrible crime!

There is a photo out there of me and a friend outside the darkroom of yearbook production with two black bags from the standard packs of 8x10 photo paper on our heads. No idea why, but it seemed funny at the time. We coined them the evil chef hats.

I feel that those may show up as the original B&W negatives, an image that would no doubt see me fired and thrown out of my fancy neighborhood....

Lucky devil - the friend died of a brain tumor several years ago and will escape the wrath I shall endure.

A lot of people in my highschool wore blackface. It was so rampant, in fact, many of them never ever took it off, as far as I could tell. I'm trembling now just thinking about the hate in their hearts.

Thankfully he doesn't want middle school yearbooks, so I can skate another year.

The box containing my yearbooks turned up missing a year years ago. Still have not found them. Which sucked for the 30 year reunion.

My thought crimes? No one has the server space required to document that....

I wore a head band with a feather twice while playing cowboy and Indians when I was 10-11. But could not find lipstick to paint my face. Please put me in time out Para

I have a Halloween pic from sixth grade of me in a dress and my buddy in blackface. I apologize for my hatred of trans and black people.

Also a picture exists of me with a patato tied around my waist and a camo hat when I dressed up as a dick-tator. I'm not even sure who that is offensive to, but whatever group it was, I'm truly sorry for my transgression.

Also sending all known photos of Halloween parties and costume parties. Please advise what to send as proof of pure thoughts.

Could I file a Form MWEF-1980 - Moonwalk Exemption Form?

I can have it notarized by 10 'friends' who can verify the contents.

All my high school yearbooks were destroyed, but in the '40's and '50's, we used to play "Cowboys and Indians". Is that bad?

I watched an Al Jolson movie where he wore blackface. But, I was forced to watch it.

I'd send it but I guarantee you wouldn't find anything untoward in it. My high school was about 85% rich Jew and there definitely would not be a single NAZI symbol anywhere in it. Back in the 1950s only about 5% of the students were Black (we called them "Colored" then) and they pretty well just fit in with everyone. We White Gentiles were seriously outnumbered and we just made friends and minded our business. There were a few guys who smoked, wore their hear long, and turned up their coat collars (I called them "hoods") but they weren't really much of an issue, either. Notes on the student pictures were all good wishes for the future or nice comments about friendship.

FWIW, my high school had the highest academic rating of any in the city (Detroit) and most of the students went on into medicine or law. One (George Zweig) was in the trio who formulated the Quark Theory of Matter at Stanford. Me? I knew most of my 487 classmates but I never amounted to much. I also never got into any trouble. (I was a good boy.)

I can vaguely remember being taken to a Minstrel Show when I was very young (maybe 4 or 5)--back in the 1940s those were considered good entertainment. That idea persisted into early TV, too--think "Amos and Andy". I suppose those plays on Black stereotypes would be considered racist and demeaning today, but no one really thought about it back then (maybe the Blacks did).

flashguy

I was a perfect angel in high school according to my mother and she wouldn't lie. That should be enough to satisfy the waiver requirements. Right?

Jim