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| Peace through superior firepower  |
Plan 9 from Outerspace does not qualify as a bad film due to its monumental camp value. Countless film fans have gotten countless laughs from that film. ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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Caddyshack II, Caddyshack II, and Caddyshack II, the three worst movies ever... Foster's, Australian for Bud | |||
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Someone else said Clan of the Cave Bear, and I second that. I had a friend in college that picked it out because of the cover. I watched the whole thing wondering when the movie was going to start. Then it was over. The entire movie should have been condensed into a 5 minute intro for a movie that actually didn't suck. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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CHUD, The People Under the Stairs, Boogens. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
Yeah, that movie is stinko. It should have been called The Boogen, singular, 'cause there was only one of them. ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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| Uppity Helot |
I thought the O.P. Was going to say - The Life of David Gray Battlefield Earth is rightly the second worst movie of all time IMHO. | |||
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Basket Case. This space intentionally left blank. | |||
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| If your gonna be a Bear, be a Grizzly.  |
I give you: Blood Sucking Freaks Defcon 4 Drop Dead Fred Killer Clowns from Outer Space | |||
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Ordinary People. I had to watch this during a high school retreat. I was feeling suicidal by the end. Second nomination is The Accidental Tourist. I am surprised nobody has mentioned that pirate movie with Geena Davis. | |||
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| Unhyphenated American |
At least you got the free surgical mask. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Any movie in which Albert Brooks appears. Honestly. I nearly killed myself at Lost in America. "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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Never go full retard! --------------------- LGBFJB "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Mad Max Fury Road BIDEN SUCKS. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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Jaws 3D. I wished the shark ate everyone. Halloween 3 Season of the Witch. Had it been called just Season of the Witch it would have made it a better movie for me. Six more days to Halloween - silver shamrock. Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin | |||
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Rest stop Wrong turn at Tahoe The crying game Twilight Mamma Mia Into the woods. Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction). e-mail: tonyben@tonybenm14.com | |||
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| Oh stewardess, I speak jive.  |
I like it. And even if it was nothing but the Les Grossman scenes I'd still like it. It may be Cruise's best work outside of action films. Awesome silly movie. | |||
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| Banned |
I have one that I doubt anyone can top, "End Of The Road", starring James Earl Jones and Stacy Keatch. What a load. Full of itself, and more. Just wait till you see "Chicken Man", and the train station scene. And there's an abortion scene too. Wow. It gets 6.8 out of 10 stars on IMDB. There must be bribes or drugs involved. A little taste of this mess: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KpphQnIFNc You don't know nothin' baby! | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
The Joy Luck Club. Had the unfortunate experience of paying money to see it. Just godawful, yuck. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Prepared for the Worst, Providing the Best |
Hairspray, with a cross-dressing John Travolta in a fat suit. Saw it on an airplane, back in the days before everyone had their own seatback TV, so you were pretty much trapped and subjected to whatever they showed on the big screen. That movie was awful. | |||
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My top 3 worst are: Drop Dead Fred Amadeus Sarafina | |||
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