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A Grateful American |
So, to summarizer: In order of things you don't want to happen if'n you is a crook. There is Less (than) Lethal There is Lethal There is Maligator Got it. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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LOL! Agreed. "Good job, buddy."  | |||
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Same in the Dobie world  Bwaaahaaahahaha ! | |||
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We need Ulsterman to step in and tell us how that is working out for his mini Doxie that was tearing up the 'yotes... What was that about "size of the fight" ? | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Those dogs are just aching to chase someone, aren't they? The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
They dream about it at night, like you dream of hookers and blow.  When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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 __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
Yeah, I love seeing Mals during the course of my job, but I’ll never ask to pet one. | |||
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Fooss!!! Train how you intend to Fight Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat. | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
Is it bad of me I found that so funny? I like that dog, he wasn't biting. He just bit and held on. Good doggy! "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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Last year the Orange County Sheriff's Department suspended (with pay) four officers pending investigation when all four of their bodycams miraculously malfunctioned at the exact same time and went black while chasing a suspect who'd beaten and shot a fellow officer. Apparently two K9's were used in apprehending the scumbag, who afterward, looked like a chew toy. Later, all four officers received a slap on the wrist and are back at work. Written policies are one thing, but as I've been told by multiple officers, things can and do go a bit different in the field. Again, what I've been told, when one of their K9 officers release their dog, they rarely if ever attempt to call them off before the dog makes contact. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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I was just about to ask the same question. I was laughing the whole time the dog was "detaining" the perp and he was crying like a bitch.
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
He will have one the next time somebody runs ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Rambo was holding, not biting. BIG difference. You would have seen a lot of blood and some raggedy holes on bad guy if that Mal was really workin' it. I wore the bite suit a few times, and I know the difference. and I got 13 stitches worth of chomp from a GSD who was about to work his way up my arm. | |||
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Ow! Ow! Ow! And Ow! And also, Ow! "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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Imagine a K9 handler with a HEAVY southern/texas accent...A buddy of mine was a US Army MP/K9 handler with a texas accent. It was hilarious to hear him training with his K9. When he gave the commands he would pick up a fake German accent in Texan (Texas accent) no less. Some K9s and Schutzhund dogs are trained to "Automatic Out" as well as out (Aus) on command. An Automatic Out is when the dog will release when the subject stops resisting/struggling. I cannot imagine how you could stop resisting when you've got a MaliGator attached to your body. If/when the dog does perform the automatic out, they are trained to bark and hold. A bark and hold is basically what it sounds like. The dog barks at the dirtbag until Daddy (the K9 Officer or the dog's handler) gets there. I too have worn the bite sleave on ocassion when training Schutzhund. The club I belonged to was 90% Rottweilers. Imagine having your back to the blind (like 1/2 a teepee) with a 100 pound Rottie doing a bark and hold...He/she is likely drooling, usually in an almost sit but with their ass bouncing off the ground in rythem with their bark AND that big ol' bucket heat at CROTCH level inches away from the twig and berries. BTDTDripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence. -Ovid NRA Life Member NRA Certified Basic Pistol Instructor | |||
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Those poor pups probably had to lick their butts just to get the taste of asshole out of their mouths! Good dog! -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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Good boy David W. Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud. -Sophocles | |||
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Thank you for this post. Slight drift: my high school German class trip to Germany in 1975, and I got lost trying to find the subway back to the hotel. Very fortunately, a nice group of students from the great state of Texas got me back on track. I absolutely loved their wonderful accents whilst speaking Deutsch . . . Wie gehts, y'all? Es geht *miiiirrr* gut. It was glorious ! | |||
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tuckerrnr1: I hope they brushed the dog's teeth after that.[/QUOTE I was always told that's why a police dog licks his ass, to get that taste out of his mouth. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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