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THE HELL YOU SAY! NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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Maybe add a garbage disposal to the system?  _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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If no power you go old school wipe and flush. I never thought one of these would be in my house, but now I won't have a house without one. It's all about clean living. Just do the right thing, and karma will help with the rest. | |||
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Yes, sir. Apparently helps keep things cleaner and more slippery before the flush. The Japanese are on another level with their toilet engineering. I should have gone for the one that auto lifts and closes the lid when you walk in the room. But, I thought that was just showing off to your guests at that point. It's all about clean living. Just do the right thing, and karma will help with the rest. | |||
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We use TP and Kirkland "flushable" wet wipes, but city constantly says not to flush. This will negate the wet wipes and greatly reduce TP use.
Who has time for a shower every time they poop?
Yep, but just a couple squares, or wait for the blow dry.
Revert to manual...  What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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It’s very interesting that this thread on bidet seats for toilets has come up now…all joking aside. Mrs. Mark in Michigan and I had our Florida condo renovated this past summer and our contractor convinced us to install a Moen ET2200 ‘eToilet’. It has many of the functions listed in previous posts…night light, auto seat raise/lower. Auto flush, pre-rinse, and a remote control for wash and blow dry. We were a little bit afraid to use it at first…but it works well and cleans good. I, personally, feel much cleaner from using the bidet functions than I do by using TP alone. Best regards, Mark in Michigan | |||
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We have had a stand alone bidet for 41 years, when I built our first house, then after retiring and remodeling in the second house.A bidet toilet seat pales in comparison to a bidet fixture. Just this Plumber’s happy ass opinion. Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever. | |||
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| Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
 What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? | |||
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I got this at the beginning of Covid: Ohmigo non-electric heated bidet. Brondell bought the company and discontinued it, but has complete seats that use the same non-electric but hot water wash system. These guys know:
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I’m in the can’t live without one camp. I started a similar thread a few years back if memory serves, maybe it was someone else.. anyway. My back is so jacked up after 4 surgeries, it’s getting to the point where a bidet is mandatory due to twisting limitations. I bought one made by a company called BioBidet. It’s had to be removed and have warranty service done and it’s starting to crap out again. No joke. The concept, I’m 100% a believer but I’ll be going with another manufacturer when mines dead. "Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen... | |||
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I also had a friend describe a bidet like this. If you have shit on your arm… The thing is, your bunghole has ONLY one job, it is an exit for waste. You won’t be bumping into anyone with your asshole so wiping isn’t a problem unless you try to use it to empty the dishwasher!
This has been my and Mrs. Kmitch’s experience. We seem to use a lot more getting dry. (We don’t have a heated/drying option. It was a cheap purchase) -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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I also had a friend describe a bidet like this. If you have shit on your arm… The thing is, your bunghole has ONLY one job, it is an exit for waste. You won’t be bumping into anyone with your asshole so wiping isn’t a problem unless you try to use it to empty the dishwasher! Well I guess refer to the Redd Foxx skit. . But actually I want to feel clean regardless if my asshole is bumping into someone. But if you haven't had a bidet you may not see it that way. I had no desire for one until I was in Italy and had one in the AirBnB room. Once I used it I never felt clean without it. Some of that may be psychological.These go to eleven. | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
If I had a septic tank I would not use wipes but I pay the county good money to take my shit and like it | |||
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Bidet war story: After arriving at Aviano AFB Italy, I moved into an off base apartment. The bathroom was nearly a religious experience! All marble and it had a small balcony that when the doors were open, you could see the Dolomite mountains as you sat on the throne.Best bathroom view ever! Across from the toilet was a bidet with hot and cold water aboard. I was completely clueless as to why the bathroom had such an item and its potential use. So when sitting on the throne I would turn on the water and put my bare feet in the bidet. It did a great job of washing my tootsies! But, when I told some of friends about the cool foot washer I had in my bathroom, I became the laughing stock of my squadron! I miss my bidet desperately and if I had one, I might still use it to wash my feet! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Never say never…  What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? | |||
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| I am a leaf on the wind... |
Another can't live without it. I've been through three or four brands that just didn't last. My current one is the Toto washlette, have three of them in our house and after like 4-5 years they are still going strong. A little pricier than some, but buy once cry once. Very feature rich, and durable. There is no poop water dripping down anywhere. You adjust the jet to hit you right on the bullseye and it just falls right into the toilet, it doesn't really get anywhere except where it does work. 30 sec of drying and then a couple squares that dry only and you feel clean as a whistle. Until you try it, you wont understand it's a next level of clean, second only to a shower. _____________________________________ "We must not allow a mine shaft gap." | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain. |
The sale at Costco removes some of the sting of the price. NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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Well, there's always that brush next to the toilet. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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I use to think they were stupid. Now I feel like a caveman if I have to use a regular toilet. | |||
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