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phydough
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If wealth is measured in TP, where is the line drawn at poverty level?
 
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ChicagoSigMan
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We're getting to the point where I don't want to say how much I have. I think that app is a nefarious plot to create a TP registry.

If any of the authorities are reading this, I lost all my guns and ammo in a boating accident and my golden retrievers chewed up all my TP.
 
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yanici
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Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
We're getting to the point where I don't want to say how much I have. I think that app is a nefarious plot to create a TP registry.

If any of the authorities are reading this, I lost all my guns and ammo in a boating accident and my golden retrievers chewed up all my TP.


Yes, you are so correct. I thought I saw a person trying to peep through my basement windows where my TP is stored. They are out there checking. This I know!


John

“You know—everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is…you’re stupid and you made a bad decision.”
Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana
 
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Fenris
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...I thought I saw a person trying to peep through my basement windows where my TP is stored. They are out there checking. This I know!

You should never store all your toilet paper (or Spam) in one place.

One bad move could wipe you out.



God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump.
 
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Hamden106
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Originally posted by Georgeair:
The default option is for 2 sheets per wipes.

I was on a sail boat for a week with Boy Scouts and an angry captain who, every time someone went in the head, would shout at top volume TWO SHEETS!!!.

Two sheets is pretty lean if you've been in a seated position during visit.


Math says I'm good to Christmas.


Maybe you get the trots in the galley. Or from just too many hot dogs


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Jeff Yarchin
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As luck would have it, in preparation for spinal fusion surgery I put in a bidet a few weeks ago.
 
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