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No need to guess how much TP you need, this calculates it for you

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March 19, 2020, 05:23 PM
phydough
No need to guess how much TP you need, this calculates it for you
If wealth is measured in TP, where is the line drawn at poverty level?
March 19, 2020, 06:17 PM
ChicagoSigMan
We're getting to the point where I don't want to say how much I have. I think that app is a nefarious plot to create a TP registry.

If any of the authorities are reading this, I lost all my guns and ammo in a boating accident and my golden retrievers chewed up all my TP.
March 19, 2020, 06:59 PM
yanici
quote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
We're getting to the point where I don't want to say how much I have. I think that app is a nefarious plot to create a TP registry.

If any of the authorities are reading this, I lost all my guns and ammo in a boating accident and my golden retrievers chewed up all my TP.


Yes, you are so correct. I thought I saw a person trying to peep through my basement windows where my TP is stored. They are out there checking. This I know!


John

"Building a wall will violate the rights of millions of illegals." [Nancy Pelosi]
March 20, 2020, 01:42 AM
Fenris
quote:
Originally posted by yanici:
...I thought I saw a person trying to peep through my basement windows where my TP is stored. They are out there checking. This I know!

You should never store all your toilet paper (or Spam) in one place.

One bad move could wipe you out.




God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump.
March 20, 2020, 02:01 AM
Hamden106
quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
The default option is for 2 sheets per wipes.

I was on a sail boat for a week with Boy Scouts and an angry captain who, every time someone went in the head, would shout at top volume TWO SHEETS!!!.

Two sheets is pretty lean if you've been in a seated position during visit.


Math says I'm good to Christmas.


Maybe you get the trots in the galley. Or from just too many hot dogs



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March 20, 2020, 06:32 AM
Jeff Yarchin
As luck would have it, in preparation for spinal fusion surgery I put in a bidet a few weeks ago.