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Yippie! I have seven days worth! Is there a calculator for figuring the use of pine needles and how long one Ponderosa Pine tree will last me? | |||
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Witticism pending... |
lol. Entertaining but it seemed optimistic in its estimate. I'm not as illiterate as my typos would suggest.☮ | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
I messed around with advanced options and it's much more realistic after that. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| If you see me running try to keep up |
Just trying to lighten things up. | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
If I have 7,000 rolls of toilet paper... How much ammo do I need to protect it?  "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
66 days worth for me. /snoopydance "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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The hoarders have a nasty surprise coming. Mice and rats love to eat and nest in it. | |||
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thin skin can't win |
The default option is for 2 sheets per wipes. I was on a sail boat for a week with Boy Scouts and an angry captain who, every time someone went in the head, would shout at top volume TWO SHEETS!!!. Two sheets is pretty lean if you've been in a seated position during visit. Math says I'm good to Christmas. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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chickenshit |
Sea Base? Did you go out of the FL Keys? I did that at the beginning of last summer. ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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| thin skin can't win |
Yes - spring of 2011. Great trip. I rocked at the short-pole rope pull much to my cocky son's dismay. Plan to put one of those in retirement home lot. The game, not son. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Yeah, that M14 video guy... |
62 days! Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction). e-mail: tonyben@tonybenm14.com | |||
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TP will be the new universal currency. It is amazing that people are buying this stuff in masses. I don't get it. What is going to happen when something worse comes along? People are going crazy. | |||
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In the interests of the members of SigForum, I offer this bit of education for you. 15 Ways To Wipe Your Butt When The Toilet Paper Is Gone _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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| Lead slingin' Parrot Head  |
Then there is the 'frontiersman' method...although I'm hoping it doesn't come down to this method.  https://m.imgur.com/gallery/iQBgiiz | |||
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Only the strong survive |
There is no option for the people that use both sides?? 41 | |||
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Oh they're way off.  _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
"I heard about the shortage, so I bought an extra thirty rolls" - Anonymous - 1973. | |||
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Still finding my way |
He who controls the ass paper....controls the universe! | |||
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