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Some of these are pretty funny. Appreciate the laugh so early in the morning. Thoughts on deciding a name, like the idea above of “Mr. President”. - I read or heard somewhere that if you come up with a name that you think is a good one, you go to your back door, open it and yell the name as loud as you can about six or eight times. If it is a “good” choice, you won’t mind doing that in the future, when you have to call the kid home for dinner. If it sounds kind of (dare I say) retarded, you might rethink the choice. | |||
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Was in the Navy with a guy named John Smith. He liked to point out that because he didn't have a middle initial, the Navy gave him 3. In official papers, his name was John NMN Smith. The NMN was for No Middle Name. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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I had a patient named "Le-ah" and when I called her Leah her mom piped up, like I'm sure she did every time someone said Leah's name and said, " her NAME is Ledashah. So this stupid stuff has went on for years. | |||
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I worked with a Chinese guy name Yoo Da Foo. Probably didn't translate the same way in China. | |||
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We had a Korean houseboy In Seoul who was renamed by us as: Sumdmfk. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Unfortunately, these are the same people who are out breeding us. Whoever thinks naming there kid after the alphabet can't be mentally stable. | |||
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In some parts of the country, I can easily imagine her naked being misread as “uh-besity.” Think Willford Brimley’s prounctiation of “diabetes.” Good job, mom.... Now instead of just one airline worker sniggering at your stupidity, the whole world is making fun of you, and the shitty name you gave your kid. But we all know it was really the attention you wanted all along anyway, and clearly not the child. ______________________________________________ Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon. | |||
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Waiting for Hachiko |
No need to get the monkey involved in this! 美しい犬 | |||
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I stopped a girl for some traffic thing once, my partner that day asked why I was writing her a ticket...I tilted the pad over where he could see it and her name was "Uniqua" Like the cartoon on the backyardigans... I told him I had to write her, no one would believe me. "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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Now and Zen |
And here all these years I thought the name of AntJuan I saw in the paper was really odd. ___________________________________________________________________________ "....imitate the action of the Tiger." | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
The birth announcements in the newspaper can be quite entertaining at times. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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The full name is "ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ" - "AHB-sih-dee" is a pet name and used except during the Christmas season when it pronounce "No L"! | |||
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| Now and Zen |
 You made me laugh out loud with that one, senza.___________________________________________________________________________ "....imitate the action of the Tiger." | |||
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I had a male coworker named "Yore Hung" ('struth). flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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I always liked the name QWERTY. Someday I'll name a pet QWERTY. . | |||
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Something tells me you people would also make fun of Aquarious. Yes, way: ...Aquarious Tykee Madlock, 18, of Waterloo, was arrested on an outstanding warrant for trafficking stolen weapons and fourth-degree theft. Complete article: https://wcfcourier.com/news/lo...dd-268f2eb4aeb5.html | |||
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Ok.... I had a Korean chick who caused a grinding crash. Suk Ho Moon. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Any relationship to: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden-Schlitter-Crasscrenbon-Fried-Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle-Burstein-von-Knacker-thrasher-Apple-Banger-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumble-meyer-Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-Himbleeisen-Bahnwagen-Gutenabend-Bitte-ein-Nürnburger-Bratwustle-Gerspurten-Mitzweimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Gumberaber-Shönendanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittler-Aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Every morning for him is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. | |||
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Two of my elementary school female classmates had unique names. "Sixta" was one and "Velvetta" was the other. | |||
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