About 14 years ago one of the pharmacies I supervised (located in a low income area) kept a list of unusual names of their patients. Abcde (pronounced the same as in the article) was the number 2 most unusual name. The number 1 name was a 7 year old boy whose single mother had named Satan. What kind of moron names his kid satan?

So sad on so many levels.

Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song A Boy Named Sue.

Might as well name your next kid FOAD.

Number three could have been pronounced as Shahtheed. Spelled Shithead.

Abcde? That's the combination to my luggage!

every single article I have seen set the pronunciation, differently. . .

I really feel bad for the poor kid.

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Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Fubar. Which would also make a great name for a cat!

We had a rescue mutt named FUBAR for almost a year. I'd post a picture, but we had to put the little shit down as he was a biter - and FUBAR. Next one will be named SNAFU

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Originally posted by newtoSig765:
In the distant past, a guy's parents just gave him initials, no first and middle names. Just R.B. Smith.

When reporting for induction in the Army, he filled out his name as R(only) B(only) Smith. From then on, he was called Ronly Bonly Smith.

That's SOLID funny!

And very old....

I was tasked one Christmas at work to write names on shirts for all the children at a local day school. Some of the names were truly odd. The only one I remember today was "Shanerial" (a girl).

Not necessarily Texan, but don't let's forget "La-a" (pronounced "Ladasha"--as the mother said "The dash don't be silent").

flashguy

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Originally posted by Marc1911:
What kind of moron names his kid satan?

Named after his father?

Giving kids retarded names should be a form of child abuse. It a should be illegal as it was in Germany for many years. (Not sure what goes on in the fatherland these days).

Poor kid. Too bad her mom is a dipshit.

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Poor kid. Too bad her mom is a dipshit.

No, just too lazy to actually think up a normal fitting name.

NJ had these morons.

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TRENTON, N.J. – A New Jersey couple who gave their three children Nazi-inspired names -- including "Adolf Hitler" -- said the state has taken custody of their newborn.

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To make a good impression on the judge...

The New Jersey man who is fighting to regain custody of his young children--one of whom he named Adolf Hitler Campbell--showed up today for a Family Court hearing wearing a full Nazi uniform and a Hitler mustache.
Heath Campbell, founder of the Hitler’s Order hate group, appeared this morning at a Flemington, New Jersey courthouse for a closed hearing on his request for visitation with his youngest child, a two-year-old boy.

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Shameka, Shaneka and Schaneekiyah

That's what happens when you pass out and your head hits the keyboard while trying to come up with names for your newborns.

Doubt I'd mock the kid with a post on social media though. Not the kid's fault.

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Shameka, Shaneka and Schaneekiyah

That's what happens when you pass out and your head hits the keyboard while trying to come up with names for your newborns.

Doubt I'd mock the kid with a post on social media though. Not the kid's fault.

Actually, you 're right. I deleted my post.

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Originally posted by .38supersig:
Number three could have been pronounced as Shahtheed. Spelled Shithead.

At my local food lion there is a check out girl who's name is Nagger. I laugh every time I see it as it reminds me of the South Park Wheel of Fortune episode.





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There is one at my stepdaughter's junior high named Mikween pronounced My queen. Absolute stupidity.

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and posting a photo of her boarding pass on social media

Stupid parent and stupid name aside... almost any moron should know that is not OK. Agent needs to be fired.

I’ll admit I was taking a collision report once the mother told me the kids names in the back seat.
I said yeah you’re going to have to spell those for me. She did.
I then looked at her in all seriousness and said what did you do just reach your hand in the scrabble bag and put the tiles on the table?

She just rolled her eyes.

You name your child that because you want attention. Now you're upset because the attention you got was not the kind you wanted. Do you know what they say in Russia? Toughski

Some parents can't even spell their childs name correctly. At least this leave less stress for the parent if they are asked (Assuming they know the ABC's)