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So You Named Your Little Girl ABCDE?

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November 29, 2018, 07:32 PM
Marc1911
So You Named Your Little Girl ABCDE?
About 14 years ago one of the pharmacies I supervised (located in a low income area) kept a list of unusual names of their patients. Abcde (pronounced the same as in the article) was the number 2 most unusual name. The number 1 name was a 7 year old boy whose single mother had named Satan. What kind of moron names his kid satan?

So sad on so many levels.
November 29, 2018, 07:32 PM
dry-fly
Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song A Boy Named Sue. Razz


"Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen...
November 29, 2018, 07:35 PM
12131
Might as well name your next kid FOAD.


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November 29, 2018, 07:35 PM
.38supersig
Number three could have been pronounced as Shahtheed. Spelled Shithead. Wink



November 29, 2018, 07:37 PM
Scuba Steve Sig
Abcde? That's the combination to my luggage!
November 29, 2018, 07:40 PM
redstone
every single article I have seen set the pronunciation, differently. . .

I really feel bad for the poor kid.



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November 29, 2018, 07:50 PM
aileron
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Fubar. Which would also make a great name for a cat!


We had a rescue mutt named FUBAR for almost a year. I'd post a picture, but we had to put the little shit down as he was a biter - and FUBAR. Next one will be named SNAFU
November 29, 2018, 07:56 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by r0gue:
quote:
Originally posted by newtoSig765:
In the distant past, a guy's parents just gave him initials, no first and middle names. Just R.B. Smith.

When reporting for induction in the Army, he filled out his name as R(only) B(only) Smith. From then on, he was called Ronly Bonly Smith.


That's SOLID funny! Smile
And very old....




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
November 29, 2018, 08:01 PM
flashguy
I was tasked one Christmas at work to write names on shirts for all the children at a local day school. Some of the names were truly odd. The only one I remember today was "Shanerial" (a girl).

Not necessarily Texan, but don't let's forget "La-a" (pronounced "Ladasha"--as the mother said "The dash don't be silent").

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
November 29, 2018, 08:02 PM
PD
quote:
Originally posted by Marc1911:
What kind of moron names his kid satan?


Named after his father?

Giving kids retarded names should be a form of child abuse. It a should be illegal as it was in Germany for many years. (Not sure what goes on in the fatherland these days).
November 29, 2018, 08:11 PM
ShneaSIG
Poor kid. Too bad her mom is a dipshit.


-ShneaSIG


Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?"
November 29, 2018, 08:34 PM
rscalzo
quote:
Poor kid. Too bad her mom is a dipshit.


No, just too lazy to actually think up a normal fitting name.

NJ had these morons.

quote:
TRENTON, N.J. – A New Jersey couple who gave their three children Nazi-inspired names -- including "Adolf Hitler" -- said the state has taken custody of their newborn.

quote:


To make a good impression on the judge...

The New Jersey man who is fighting to regain custody of his young children--one of whom he named Adolf Hitler Campbell--showed up today for a Family Court hearing wearing a full Nazi uniform and a Hitler mustache.
Heath Campbell, founder of the Hitler’s Order hate group, appeared this morning at a Flemington, New Jersey courthouse for a closed hearing on his request for visitation with his youngest child, a two-year-old boy.


Richard Scalzo
Epping, NH

http://www.bigeastakitarescue.net
November 29, 2018, 08:40 PM
rscalzo
quote:
Shameka, Shaneka and Schaneekiyah



That's what happens when you pass out and your head hits the keyboard while trying to come up with names for your newborns.

Doubt I'd mock the kid with a post on social media though. Not the kid's fault.





Richard Scalzo
Epping, NH

http://www.bigeastakitarescue.net
November 29, 2018, 09:02 PM
Micropterus
quote:
Originally posted by rscalzo:
quote:
Shameka, Shaneka and Schaneekiyah



That's what happens when you pass out and your head hits the keyboard while trying to come up with names for your newborns.

Doubt I'd mock the kid with a post on social media though. Not the kid's fault.




Actually, you 're right. I deleted my post.


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November 29, 2018, 09:16 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by .38supersig:
Number three could have been pronounced as Shahtheed. Spelled Shithead. Wink


At my local food lion there is a check out girl who's name is Nagger. I laugh every time I see it as it reminds me of the South Park Wheel of Fortune episode.





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November 29, 2018, 09:20 PM
Jaywendland1981
There is one at my stepdaughter's junior high named Mikween pronounced My queen. Absolute stupidity.


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November 29, 2018, 09:44 PM
cparktd
quote:
and posting a photo of her boarding pass on social media


Stupid parent and stupid name aside... almost any moron should know that is not OK. Agent needs to be fired.



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November 29, 2018, 10:00 PM
Black92LX
I’ll admit I was taking a collision report once the mother told me the kids names in the back seat.
I said yeah you’re going to have to spell those for me. She did.
I then looked at her in all seriousness and said what did you do just reach your hand in the scrabble bag and put the tiles on the table?

She just rolled her eyes.


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November 29, 2018, 10:12 PM
darthfuster
You name your child that because you want attention. Now you're upset because the attention you got was not the kind you wanted. Do you know what they say in Russia? Toughski



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November 29, 2018, 10:33 PM
nra-life-member
Some parents can't even spell their childs name correctly. At least this leave less stress for the parent if they are asked (Assuming they know the ABC's)