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My bro told me in boot camp they handcuffed someone to you if you were over the weight regs until you were within them.

Economy is slow, handcuffs are cheap.


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You just had to post that, didn't ya? And at the start of the weekend no less... {sigh}

I'm now going to have to resist visiting my favorite Amish bake shop & orchard tomorrow. I can't drive by that place in the Fall without getting a waft of their apple cider donuts, which cause my brakes & turn signal to suddenly have a mind of their own.
 
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Sorry Para, can't help you.
I say just give in and enjoy the donuts.


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There's always this, but it doesn't really address the original problem.Smile



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There's always this, but it doesn't really address the original problem.Smile



Hahahaha, that's awesome.


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That reminds me the time back in the 50's when we made donuts. Seems that they were fried in Crisco. Maybe there is a recipe in the cookbook.


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My wife prolly wouldn't slap the donut from your hand but she would jerk it out your hand so fast some hide would come with it.



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*SLAP*

Bad! No!
 
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Yup, Jerry's Cakes and Donuts here in Rapid City, South Dakota is fantastic and the YouTube video Para posted agrees. Big Grin



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Just needs some minor tweaking, that's all.


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Madsen Donuts
(440) 466-5884
https://maps.app.goo.gl/tRJt71nvShPwnCh18

Here's my place for Ohio. I've never been to Cincinnati so I don't know about those.
Their hours are screwy though.
Used to be a nice donut shop in beautiful *cough cough* downtown Warren but it closed down. Now just a bunch of Dunkin Donuts around which are still good.


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Richard Simmons to the rescue!


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Maybe the Kavorkian clinic can prescribe Parkinsons/shakes inducing drugs, and dump your vacuum bag on the floor.
 
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Maybe Terry Tate will come out of retirement to help you





 
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