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I need a Donut Slapper

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September 23, 2022, 12:13 PM
Slippery Pete
I need a Donut Slapper
My bro told me in boot camp they handcuffed someone to you if you were over the weight regs until you were within them.

Economy is slow, handcuffs are cheap.


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September 23, 2022, 12:17 PM
HRK




September 23, 2022, 09:35 PM
parabellum

September 23, 2022, 11:09 PM
Dakor
You just had to post that, didn't ya? And at the start of the weekend no less... {sigh}

I'm now going to have to resist visiting my favorite Amish bake shop & orchard tomorrow. I can't drive by that place in the Fall without getting a waft of their apple cider donuts, which cause my brakes & turn signal to suddenly have a mind of their own.
September 24, 2022, 07:46 AM
joatmonv


Sorry Para, can't help you.
I say just give in and enjoy the donuts.


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September 24, 2022, 08:49 AM
Ironbutt
There's always this, but it doesn't really address the original problem.Smile




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September 24, 2022, 12:16 PM
joatmonv
quote:
Originally posted by Ironbutt:
There's always this, but it doesn't really address the original problem.Smile



Hahahaha, that's awesome.


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September 24, 2022, 05:18 PM
41
That reminds me the time back in the 50's when we made donuts. Seems that they were fried in Crisco. Maybe there is a recipe in the cookbook.


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September 24, 2022, 05:23 PM
DougE
My wife prolly wouldn't slap the donut from your hand but she would jerk it out your hand so fast some hide would come with it.



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September 24, 2022, 10:26 PM
parabellum

September 24, 2022, 10:38 PM
Leemur
*SLAP*

Bad! No!
September 24, 2022, 11:12 PM
parabellum
{gunfire}
September 24, 2022, 11:19 PM
bald1
Yup, Jerry's Cakes and Donuts here in Rapid City, South Dakota is fantastic and the YouTube video Para posted agrees. Big Grin



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September 25, 2022, 10:45 AM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
Just needs some minor tweaking, that's all.


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September 25, 2022, 02:01 PM
joatmonv
Madsen Donuts
(440) 466-5884
https://maps.app.goo.gl/tRJt71nvShPwnCh18

Here's my place for Ohio. I've never been to Cincinnati so I don't know about those.
Their hours are screwy though.
Used to be a nice donut shop in beautiful *cough cough* downtown Warren but it closed down. Now just a bunch of Dunkin Donuts around which are still good.


I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
September 25, 2022, 09:15 PM
armedmd
Richard Simmons to the rescue!


Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a night, set a man on fire and keep him warm the rest of his life.
September 26, 2022, 08:34 AM
Black92LX



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September 26, 2022, 09:01 AM
pbslinger
Maybe the Kavorkian clinic can prescribe Parkinsons/shakes inducing drugs, and dump your vacuum bag on the floor.
September 26, 2022, 09:09 AM
BigSwede
Maybe Terry Tate will come out of retirement to help you