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"We sound good in German!" (From Christmas carolers) _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
"Maybe tomorrow just show up and ask if they will swap the ticket for a new one? Or at least bring the coupon ticket and get a new one that way." ______________________________________________ Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon. | |||
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silence is acceptance |
Did you feed Sophie? | |||
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Going for the jumbo perch? "Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton | |||
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Can you open the door??? **It is so cold here our keypad to the garage door is not working** ———————————————— The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad. If we got each other, and that's all we have. I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand. You should know I'll be there for you! | |||
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Ammoholic |
"Please send your timesheet and expenses" Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Frozen frisby! "I, however, place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared." Thomas Jefferson | |||
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Info Guru |
Some of these were hilarious...Especially when you read them in Trump's voice  “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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"I plead the 5th" "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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Mensch |
"I am so disappointed." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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What did you put in the queso we ate on New Year’s Eve? _________________________ You do NOT have the right to never be offended. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
I want a large number 1 with an order of fresh spring rolls. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Good morning sunshine. It had a few hearts at the end of it also. I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not. | |||
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“You working today?” | |||
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"NYC has suspended alternate side parking for tomorrow in advance of the snow, FYI." Best regards, Nick. NRA Life Member and Certified Instructor | |||
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thin skin can't win |
Perfect, thanks. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Buy high and sell "low" |
Ha Archerman | |||
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"lol! Ours is a 6 year old tankless. Finally got it to work last night at 9. Still working on the bathroom." I could picture him saying that too.  “I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” | |||
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Ducatista |
What are you trying to tell us, you're transgendering on us? LOL My friends..... ___________________ "He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod" Compressions 9.5:1 | |||
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Glorious SPAM! |
About to head to your house. | |||
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