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A Grateful American
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Thanks Smile You too.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
Posts: 44962 | Location: Box 1663 Santa Fe, New Mexico | Registered: December 20, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
I kneel for my God,
and I stand for my flag
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Goodnight! I'm taking Spencer home in a little bit, love you!
 
Posts: 1933 | Location: Oregon | Registered: September 25, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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The parking lot is clear of snow and, with the freezing rain, we've put down deicer. Use care while in the parking lot.

Silent
 
Posts: 1067 | Registered: February 02, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Rule #1: Use enough gun
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"Awww, I bet she does..."



When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

 
Posts: 14826 | Location: Birmingham, Alabama | Registered: February 25, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Mired in the
Fog of Lucidity
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I knew I should have kicked his ass on Friday. (referencing a sporting event).
 
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Shoot gun,
get check
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“Beautiful. Good for you guys. Fun stuff!”



 
Posts: 640 | Location: The pointy part of Nevada | Registered: March 03, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Thx, Pager on.


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"Para ser libre, un hombre debe tener tres cosas, la tierra, una educacion y un fusil. Siempre un fusil !" (Emiliano Zapata)
 
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The Unmanned Writer
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"I took English 101, Math 101, Geology of the Hawaiian Islands, and History of the Hawaiian Islands since the 1500's. She took a Master's class in Macro Economics.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
Posts: 14337 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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She likes it with a lot of vodka...mango, if you have it...


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Posts: 724 | Location: NE Iowa | Registered: October 30, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
On the wrong side of
the Mobius strip
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Now it all makes sense why she hasn’t been interested in eating




 
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Tell Ben this one: "I farted in my wallet today. Now I have gas money."




Regards,

P.
 
Posts: 1294 | Location: Alabama | Registered: May 20, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Slayer of Agapanthus


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Goodnight! I'm taking Spencer home in a little bit, love you!


LOL! Mr. and Mr. Trump! Not that there is anything wrong with that.


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
 
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Diablo Blanco
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Damn. I love Italian! That sounds great, looking forward to it!


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Posts: 3104 | Location: Middle-TN | Registered: November 05, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I did but broke it at 12:03. Better be than last year though.
 
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Stop Talking, Start Doing
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Did you schedule your vasectomy?


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Posts: 5094 | Location: The (R)ight side of Washington State | Registered: August 31, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Blinded by
the Sun
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"Grab her by the pussy!"


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Smart is not something you are but something you get.

Chi Chi, get the yayo
 
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"oh, I've heard that before!"
 
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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Your Amazon package with Seneo Charger and two other items has been delivered.






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
Posts: 11536 | Location: Western WA state for just a few more years... | Registered: February 17, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I'm no Adonis but I feel like one when I look at her.
 
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Res ipsa loquitur
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“Should have used it all the other times!”


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