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| The parking lot is clear of snow and, with the freezing rain, we've put down deicer. Use care while in the parking lot.
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| I knew I should have kicked his ass on Friday. (referencing a sporting event). |
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| She likes it with a lot of vodka...mango, if you have it...
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| Posts: 727 | Location: NE Iowa | Registered: October 30, 2008 |  
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| Now it all makes sense why she hasn’t been interested in eating
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| Tell Ben this one: "I farted in my wallet today. Now I have gas money."
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| quote: Originally posted by SIG228: Goodnight! I'm taking Spencer home in a little bit, love you!
LOL! Mr. and Mr. Trump! Not that there is anything wrong with that.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
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| Posts: 6101 | Location: Central Texas | Registered: September 14, 2003 |  
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Stop Talking, Start Doing
| Did you schedule your vasectomy?
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| Posts: 5095 | Location: The (R)ight side of Washington State | Registered: August 31, 2011 |  
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Blinded by the Sun

| "Grab her by the pussy!"
------------------------------ Smart is not something you are but something you get.
Chi Chi, get the yayo
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| "oh, I've heard that before!" |
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| I'm no Adonis but I feel like one when I look at her. |
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Res ipsa loquitur

| “Should have used it all the other times!”
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