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Caption this with the last text message you received
January 03, 2018, 12:58 AM
sjtillCaption this with the last text message you received
"We sound good in German!"
(From Christmas carolers)
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“Remember, remember the fifth of November!"
January 03, 2018, 01:25 AM
P220 Smudge"Maybe tomorrow just show up and ask if they will swap the ticket for a new one? Or at least bring the coupon ticket and get a new one that way."
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"If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”
Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
January 03, 2018, 05:36 AM
birddog1Did you feed Sophie?
January 03, 2018, 05:53 AM
lastmanstandingquote:
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Going for the jumbo perch?
"Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton
January 03, 2018, 05:57 AM
Black92LXCan you open the door???
**It is so cold here our keypad to the garage door is not working**
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The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad.
If we got each other, and that's all we have.
I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand.
You should know I'll be there for you!
January 03, 2018, 06:23 AM
Skins2881"Please send your timesheet and expenses"
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis January 03, 2018, 07:39 AM
HerkdriverFrozen frisby!
"I, however, place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared." Thomas Jefferson January 03, 2018, 08:59 AM
BamaJeepsterSome of these were hilarious...Especially when you read them in Trump's voice
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams January 03, 2018, 09:05 AM
Perception"I plead the 5th"
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." January 03, 2018, 09:06 AM
kz1000"I am so disappointed."
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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
January 03, 2018, 10:07 AM
fwbulldogWhat did you put in the queso we ate on New Year’s Eve?
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You do NOT have the right to never be offended.
January 03, 2018, 10:22 AM
LS1 GTOI want a large number 1 with an order of fresh spring rolls.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
January 03, 2018, 10:24 AM
joatmonvGood morning sunshine.
It had a few hearts at the end of it also.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
January 03, 2018, 10:25 AM
svick25“You working today?”
January 03, 2018, 11:36 AM
NMPinNYCquote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
"NYC has suspended alternate side parking for tomorrow in advance of the snow, FYI."
Best regards,
Nick.
NRA Life Member and Certified Instructor
January 03, 2018, 11:37 AM
GeorgeairPerfect, thanks.
You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
January 03, 2018, 12:02 PM
archermanHa
Archerman
January 03, 2018, 12:22 PM
C-Dubs"lol! Ours is a 6 year old tankless. Finally got it to work last night at 9. Still working on the bathroom."
I could picture him saying that too.
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.” January 03, 2018, 03:45 PM
rainman64What are you trying to tell us, you're transgendering on us?
LOL
My friends.....
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"He who is without oil, shall throw the first rod"
Compressions 9.5:1
January 03, 2018, 03:52 PM
mbinkyAbout to head to your house.