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10 November, 1775 |
Ha! Good 4 you! SiGArm'd P220ST X2, 1911 Revolution, P245, P229 RTTEQ/ST .40 X2, P226ST, Mosquito Other weaponry not SIG Glocks are ugly. I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders. | |||
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| It's not easy being me |
"Sorry wrong group" _______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin) | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Do you know if the potty training seat is in the storage? ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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| Do the next right thing  |
Nice!!! | |||
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| sick puppy |
Laaaaame ____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn | |||
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Our plane had mechanical problems and hour into the flight. We had to drop fuel and reroute... waiting for a new flight. | |||
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Are you working all January?? would you like to work a private client for a few weeks?? | |||
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I guess if you had to go during the week you could borrow my truck and trailer since your Nancy ford doesn’t have a gooseneck | |||
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delicately calloused |
Hey dad, I seafoamed your truck! You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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" ... the buses are running, heading to the orifice; life is like toilet paper; you're either on a roll or getting crap from some asshole ..." We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin. "If anyone in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read, because as a government, you are not spending it that well, that we should be donating extra...: Kerry Packer SIGForum: the island of reality in an ocean of diarrhoea. | |||
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I have no plans today or tomorrow Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store not a government agency | |||
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I like Baileys Irish Cream. | |||
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| Prep, Confirm, Roll |
I have your jacket by the way. If you ever want to see it alive again, deliver $500 in ones in a black, unmarked duffle bag, behind the bench at Fenway Park. (Dead serious this is the last message I recieved  )NRA Certified instructor, and Range Safety officer OpSpec Training http://opspectraining.com Grayguns - http://grayguns.com | |||
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| Each post crafted from rich Corinthian leather  |
"Call phone tree if you are feeling lonely. Either Mattie, Ogress or Estelle will answer. Warning-have life insurance policy handy as the threat of suicide high. Do not-repeat do not-get into a poltical discussion with Ogress. She is a world traveler and knows her poltics. She is also the only person alive that knows where the Ukraine is." (One buddy of mine and I have a running, satirical series of texts that now spans literally years, poking fun at certain mutual acquaintances. This was the most recent message in my phone. Hey...you asked for it!)  "The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza | |||
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Actual last message... Lol!!! Man I would have loved to see that. Maybe you should get one for mom! I bet you could do that every day and every day she would laugh like it was the first time! Collecting dust. | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
"Grace has gone to her reward". | |||
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Happy New Year!! I just finished my potato soup for lunch. Party on! === I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. | |||
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| The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited  |
Same to you guys! _______________________ | |||
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| To Do What is Right and Just |
Not making this up, but my last text, "dick bag." | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
"We just got back from church" I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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