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January 02, 2018, 09:42 PM

MarinetoRN

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Ha! Good 4 you!

SiGArm'd

P220ST X2, 1911 Revolution, P245, P229 RTTEQ/ST .40 X2, P226ST, Mosquito
Other weaponry not SIG

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I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders.

January 02, 2018, 09:43 PM

craglawnmanor

"Sorry wrong group"

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January 02, 2018, 09:57 PM

Balzé Halzé

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January 02, 2018, 09:58 PM

bobtheelf

Nice!!!

January 02, 2018, 10:01 PM

PorterN

Laaaaame

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January 02, 2018, 10:06 PM

dsiets

Our plane had mechanical problems and hour into the flight. We had to drop fuel and reroute... waiting for a new flight.

January 02, 2018, 10:09 PM

T-Bohn

Are you working all January??

would you like to work a private client for a few weeks??

January 02, 2018, 10:13 PM

shiftyvtec

I guess if you had to go during the week you could borrow my truck and trailer since your Nancy ford doesn’t have a gooseneck

January 02, 2018, 10:15 PM

darthfuster

Hey dad, I seafoamed your truck!

January 02, 2018, 10:21 PM

cjevans

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January 02, 2018, 10:35 PM

parrotdog

I have no plans today or tomorrow

January 02, 2018, 10:38 PM

olfuzzy

I like Baileys Irish Cream.

January 02, 2018, 10:49 PM

amhaynie

I have your jacket by the way. If you ever want to see it alive again, deliver $500 in ones in a black, unmarked duffle bag, behind the bench at Fenway Park.

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January 02, 2018, 11:13 PM

TheFrontRange

"Call phone tree if you are feeling lonely. Either Mattie, Ogress or Estelle will answer. Warning-have life insurance policy handy as the threat of suicide high. Do not-repeat do not-get into a poltical discussion with Ogress. She is a world traveler and knows her poltics. She is also the only person alive that knows where the Ukraine is."

(One buddy of mine and I have a running, satirical series of texts that now spans literally years, poking fun at certain mutual acquaintances. This was the most recent message in my phone. Hey...you asked for it!)

January 02, 2018, 11:24 PM

cparktd

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Lol!!! Man I would have loved to see that. Maybe you should get one for mom! I bet you could do that every day and every day she would laugh like it was the first time!