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Age Quod Agis
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Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
News article I read said Methamphetamine was involved.


Hmmmm... Meth in Marion County. Who'd a thunk?

ETA: For those who don't know Florida, Marion County is deep central Florida Horse Country, and the crazy there is thicker than shit on the ground.



"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
 
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Timber!!! Big Grin


Exactly what I said to my wife... !!
 
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Down goes Frazier!!! down goes Frazier!!!


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Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
News article I read said Methamphetamine was involved.


Not bagging on her appearance in any way, but she appears to be toothless. The way she purses her lips, and the shape of her mouth when she talks, just looks like she doesn't have any teeth. I read that as classic meth mouth.


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Boom, boom, down she goes!

I probably should not have laughed..........................wait, yes I should have.

How many times do you need to be told?

Who's next?


Niech Zyje P-220

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I’m fascinated by how tased people go straight as a board and stay that way as they fall. It’s enjoyable for some reason.
 
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Some good ones in here … enjoy!




https://youtu.be/De3TYPnQWMY





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~Robert A. Heinlein
 
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Most excellent, thanks for the laugh.
 
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Why don’t you fix your little
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I am convinced there is an existential moment of unbelief as the fact you are being tased races through your mind. Call it a life flash if you will. For the briefest of moments you see results of your lifes' decision making paradigm and the shit show that has become your life.
Maybe even for the briefest of moments, a type of regret.
Then the moment passes and 50,000 volts continues unchecked through your system.



This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson
 
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Sounded like a raw rib roast being dropped on a linoleum floor. Beautiful shot!
Her statement of "Damn...." is not a uncommon mutterance after "taking a ride". I miss my X-26..... Big Grin


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Boom, boom, down she goes!




I think Pat Travers said it best ...


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Ummm, yeah, that seems about par for the course at a WalMart in Marion County.

And damn, that taser worked quick!
 
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That was awesome! Funniest thing I've seen in a while...


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Another example of courage in the face of danger, along with great patience and scene management.


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Nice to see the effectiveness of the Taser. So many videos I have seen where they have been ineffective.

My understanding is clothing hampers a Taser's performance.
 
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My understanding is clothing hampers a Taser's performance

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Very true.
 
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SUMMERFIELD, Fla. (WFLA) — Marion County deputies shocked a woman with a stun gun after they said they got a report of her threatening customers inside a Walmart with a knife and brick on Wednesday.

Deputies said around 1:30 p.m., Brandy McGowan, 32, entered a Walmart with a brick and began threatening people as she walked around the store. She then found a pocket knife, opened up the packaging, and began threatening people with the knife.

Body cam video showed the moments after a deputy arrived at the store. The deputy found McGowan in the clothing department where he repeatedly told McGowan to drop the knife in her hand, to which she responded with a series of incoherent statements. She did not drop the knife.

With his gun pointed at her, the deputy waited for backup to arrive.

Once it did, the deputy shocked McGowan with a stun gun, causing McGowan to fall backwards into a shelf. Deputies were then able to grab the knife and handcuff her.

Deputies said after she was arrested, they found out McGowan ingested about four grams of meth earlier in the day. McGowan was taken to the hospital for an evaluation.

After she was released from the hospital, she was taken to the Marion County Jail on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

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Once in my youth, I helped unload a whole truck of bagged "seed taters". I can indeed confirm that she DID go down like a sack of taters! (Cep'tn those bags of taters had a useful future and I kind of doubt that she does. Roll Eyes)
 
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A great laugh and one I really needed!


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"She fell funny"
 
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