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"Is that how you wanted your hair cut?" | |||
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quarter MOA visionary |
Yeah, just once of asking "how far are you along?" to a fat woman and you will be cured of that. | |||
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I did it once ^^^^^, never again!! | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
Who's the daddy? | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
If she asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" You should never, NEVER, reply, "It's not the dress, dear." הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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hello darkness my old friend |
Are you serious? Yeah, its a bad idea to suggest whatever she just said wasn't a serious thing. | |||
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I wonder how is your sister in bed? __________________________ If Jesus would have had a gun he would be alive today. Homer Simpson “Him plenty dead” Tonto | |||
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Irksome Whirling Dervish |
These are certain no-no's: "Just calm down." "Wow, your mother has done a number on you." "I'm not mad at you anymore." "You say I can do whatever I want? I will because you said I can." "I'm surprised you haven't been shot by other motorists on the freeway." "What are those things on the side of your head for because they certainly aren't for listening." | |||
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Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon |
What the hell is your problem tonight? Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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You're acting crazy! No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain | |||
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'Was it good for you?' or 'Am I the best you've had?' | |||
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Facts are stubborn things |
When she asks if another woman is attractive NEVER answer yes. Better to say, she is okay but you are better for me. Do, Or do not. There is no try. | |||
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Non-Miscreant |
Actually, a safe answer is "which one?" Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Back, and to the left |
A friend of mine (who is highly argumentative) Actually responded 'No, I think the fact that you're fat makes you look fat.' I still don't believe he actually said it since he was standing there, unmarked, referring to this story in the past tense. | |||
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Three Generations of Service |
Sigh... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
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When is dinner ready while she's mowing the lawn. | |||
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half-genius, half-wit |
Tell her she has a hint of a moustache, just like her mother... | |||
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I *almost* asked a co-worker if she was pregnant getting onto an elevator with her and another female co-worker. Long ago, late 90s. The OTHER woman asked and got an EARFUL and told NO! I'm on steroids for something... I remember thinking, "I was seconds from asking the same damn thing." That lesson stuck with me. | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
"You SURE you wanna eat dessert?" ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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