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The Unmanned Writer |
I'll start; Never EVER ask a woman if she's pregnant. You just need to be wrong once to understand why.  Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | ||
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Did you put gas in the car? End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| I Am The Walrus |
Are you hungry? Where do you want to eat? Why does your mom have to stay for so long? _____________ | |||
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| Good enough is neither good, nor enough |
Roles reversed, if she asks whether you want to go to an event/gathering and says she won’t be mad if I say no, you are required to attend the event. She will get mad if you say no. There are 3 kinds of people, those that understand numbers and those that don't. | |||
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| Internet Guru |
Any chance we can do it? | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
Is it that time of the month or something? ______________________________________________ Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon. | |||
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Never ask about hair color. Never. | |||
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Info Guru |
Is that what you're wearing? “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
"Are you mad?" Or "Why are you mad?" You won't get a straight answer. You'll get "No" or "I'm fine". Then out of nowhere, 2 hours later, or the next morning, or whenever she's had enough time to stew about it, it'll be "I just think it's funny that..." And it's downhill from there.
Fuckin' a. My ex-wife used to pull that shit all the time. Just. Say. What. You. Mean. | |||
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Are those real? | |||
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How can you spend $$$ on your hair? My haircut costs ten bucks! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
This exact quote once won me a solid week of absolute silence. It was glorious... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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"What's with those shoes?" | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
As a corrolary, "don't you think you're too old to wear that?" Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
I'm glad I swallowed that mouthful of coffee before I saw this!  Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Exceptional Circumstances |
What are you thinking about? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Observer |
Meeting someone new: When she asks, “How old do you think I am?” phxtoad "Careful man, there's a beverage here!" | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Congratulations! When is the due date? Q | |||
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Dave Barry had guidance on this: never ask a woman if shes pregnant unless you see the baby actually emerging from her body.
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Why does it take you so long to get ready to go? --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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