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Topics You've Learned Through Age and with Wisdom to NEVER EVER ask the Opposite Sex.
April 30, 2021, 03:19 PM
LS1 GTOTopics You've Learned Through Age and with Wisdom to NEVER EVER ask the Opposite Sex.
I'll start;
Never EVER ask a woman if she's pregnant.
You just need to be wrong once to understand why.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
April 30, 2021, 03:26 PM
YooperSigsDid you put gas in the car?
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
April 30, 2021, 03:28 PM
EdmondAre you hungry?
Where do you want to eat?
Why does your mom have to stay for so long?
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April 30, 2021, 03:32 PM
sig77Roles reversed, if she asks whether you want to go to an event/gathering and says she won’t be mad if I say no, you are required to attend the event. She will get mad if you say no.
There are 3 kinds of people, those that understand numbers and those that don't. April 30, 2021, 03:33 PM
bdylanAny chance we can do it?
April 30, 2021, 03:33 PM
P220 SmudgeIs it that time of the month or something?
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Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
April 30, 2021, 03:34 PM
SIGfourmeNever ask about hair color.
Never.
April 30, 2021, 03:34 PM
BamaJeepsterIs that what you're wearing?
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams April 30, 2021, 03:35 PM
RogueJSK"Are you mad?" Or "Why are you mad?"
You won't get a straight answer. You'll get "No" or "I'm fine".
Then out of nowhere, 2 hours later, or the next morning, or whenever she's had enough time to stew about it, it'll be "I just think it's funny that..."
And it's downhill from there.
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Originally posted by sig77:
Roles reversed, if she asks whether you want to go to an event/gathering and says she won’t be mad if I say no, you are required to attend the event. She will get mad if you say no.
Fuckin' a.
My ex-wife used to pull that shit all the time.
Just. Say. What. You. Mean.
April 30, 2021, 03:42 PM
Bulldog7972Are those real?
April 30, 2021, 03:43 PM
YooperSigsHow can you spend $$$ on your hair? My haircut costs ten bucks!
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
April 30, 2021, 03:47 PM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
Is that what you're wearing?
This exact quote once won me a solid week of absolute silence.
It was glorious...
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
April 30, 2021, 03:47 PM
Underdog"What's with those shoes?"
April 30, 2021, 03:48 PM
tatortoddquote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
Is that what you're wearing?
As a corrolary, "don't you think you're too old to wear that?"
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. April 30, 2021, 03:48 PM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by Bulldog7972:
Are those real?
I'm glad I swallowed that mouthful of coffee before I saw this!
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
April 30, 2021, 03:50 PM
dave7378What are you thinking about?
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April 30, 2021, 03:51 PM
phxtoadMeeting someone new: When she asks, “How old do you think I am?”
phxtoad
"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
April 30, 2021, 03:52 PM
12131Congratulations! When is the due date?
Q
April 30, 2021, 03:52 PM
Jimbo JonesDave Barry had guidance on this: never ask a woman if shes pregnant unless you see the baby actually emerging from her body.
quote:
Originally posted by LS1 GTO:
I'll start;
Never EVER ask a woman if she's pregnant.
You just need to be wrong once to understand why.
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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
April 30, 2021, 03:53 PM
Jimbo JonesWhy does it take you so long to get ready to go?
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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.