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Rightwire
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I've seen some pretty unique methods for arson or attempted arson, but this is on an entirely new level.

I will hazard a guess that his initial explanation likely included the phrase "I was naked and fell on it/it fell off/caught fire..." IYKYK



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Ends all worries about the little head thinking for the big head.
 
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He probably thought it would grow back


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Maybe he was trying that ages-old remedy for a case of the crabs, ...



and ...


it got out of hand.
 
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Assault with a friendly weapon?


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Um, I would think the pain would be so excruciating you would go into shock and pass out. If not the pain would leave you incapable of doing anything. How do you start a penis on fire and use it as a torch to start a fire? Sounds like a half cocked story.


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He is currently re-evaluating his candidacy for the Indiana Senate race.
 
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Now he realized it was a half-cocked idea.
 
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/looks at watch

It’s 6:34 AM.

That’s enough internet for the day.


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Looks like he wont be getting any in prison.


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How did he not bleed to death?
 
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Can someone create a meme from video of Jimi Hendrix lighting his guitar with lighter fluid but with a severed penis?
 
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Do you just bleed out while you are lighting it? What was in that garage??!



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How did he not bleed to death?

Paracord tourniquet?
 
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The only way he knew to cauterize the blood vessels.


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My crotch hurts just reading this


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Guy’s got balls.
 
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Guy’s got balls.


He did. But I'll bet he doesn't have the balls to do it again!

This is basically local to me...Ft Wayne is the nearest "Big City." I wonder what concoction of chemicals it took to convince him that this was a good idea, or if he's just plain old-fashioned nuts. At least we don't have to worry about him passing it on if it's hereditary.


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That was a dick move no matter how you slice it

So far the winner, but I haven't read the rest of the thread...



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Who would bond this dude out? His Mom, im guessing


Lorena Bobbitt?


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