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I'm thinkin' a road flare could have done the trick... https://x.com/MaxLewisTV/status/2074974039206982039 | ||
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I guess he had a hard on to burn that garage down. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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I can explain... | |||
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He was really mad that he was not invited to the Weenie Roast on the 4th. ------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis | |||
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I never knew penises were combustible. ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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It is difficult to imagine that level of insanity. | |||
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Spontaneous cumbustion “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Will there be a culminating thread explaining the connection between this one and the corn dog thread? | |||
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I don’t even were to begin. “We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna "I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management | |||
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That was a dick move no matter how you slice it ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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He's going to have a hard time with that from now on. | |||
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He is ready to be a moderator at Reddit now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance | |||
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That's one helluva wick !!! . | |||
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Now that's using your head! P229 | |||
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Who would bond this dude out? His Mom, im guessing End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Darwin Award winner! Took himself out of the gene pool without killing himself. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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I'm guessing he didn't need it anymore. Or so he's been led to believe. Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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one way or another, 100% there is a female behind this | |||
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Apparently his mom really pissed him off. ________________________________________________________ It is long past time for a Convention of States. The Founding Fathers gave us this tool to fix an out of control government and we need to use it. | |||
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Well, he isn't going to be the daddy in prison.  Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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