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Investigators say a Fort Wayne man cut off his penis, lit it on fire and then used it to set his mom's garage on fire

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July 08, 2026, 08:53 PM
parabellum
Investigators say a Fort Wayne man cut off his penis, lit it on fire and then used it to set his mom's garage on fire
I'm thinkin' a road flare could have done the trick...

https://x.com/MaxLewisTV/status/2074974039206982039


July 08, 2026, 09:01 PM
oddball
I guess he had a hard on to burn that garage down.


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July 08, 2026, 09:04 PM
cudameat
I can explain...
July 08, 2026, 09:05 PM
preten2b
He was really mad that he was not invited to the Weenie Roast on the 4th.


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July 08, 2026, 09:13 PM
chbibc
I never knew penises were combustible.


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July 08, 2026, 09:15 PM
slosig
It is difficult to imagine that level of insanity.
July 08, 2026, 09:28 PM
gearhounds
Spontaneous cumbustion



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July 08, 2026, 09:31 PM
pbslinger
Will there be a culminating thread explaining the connection between this one and the corn dog thread?
July 08, 2026, 09:37 PM
SpinZone
I don’t even were to begin.


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July 08, 2026, 09:40 PM
PowerSurge
That was a dick move no matter how you slice it


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July 08, 2026, 09:44 PM
egregore


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He's going to have a hard time with that from now on.
July 08, 2026, 09:45 PM
stickman428
He is ready to be a moderator at Reddit now.


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July 08, 2026, 10:05 PM
m499
That's one helluva wick !!!



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July 08, 2026, 10:17 PM
Russ59
Now that's using your head!


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July 08, 2026, 10:23 PM
YooperSigs
Who would bond this dude out? His Mom, im guessing


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July 08, 2026, 10:35 PM
2000Z-71
Darwin Award winner! Took himself out of the gene pool without killing himself.



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July 08, 2026, 10:39 PM
Ripley
I'm guessing he didn't need it anymore. Or so he's been led to believe.



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July 08, 2026, 11:23 PM
Speedbird
one way or another, 100% there is a female behind this
July 08, 2026, 11:25 PM
Gustofer
Apparently his mom really pissed him off.


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July 08, 2026, 11:28 PM
Sailor1911
Well, he isn't going to be the daddy in prison. Big Grin



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