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Thank you Very little |
As James Woods tweeted, the custom of shaking hands is a bit outdated, since we no longer have to worry if the person you are meeting has a broadsword behind their back, perhaps it's time for a custom change Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...LYY&feature=youtu.be | ||
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we might give butt bumping a try... | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
It's the Wuhan shake! ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Big Stack |
How about "Yo! Keep your distance!" | |||
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Member |
It's Chinese? No, thanks. You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless. NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member | |||
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Don't Panic |
sarc on/ I thought the traditional Chinese greeting was to dust each other with lead-infused melamine? sarc off/ Being serious for a femtosecond, I kind of like the foot thing. | |||
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What is the soup du jour? |
What's your boggle? | |||
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Funny Man |
I am scheduled to attend a conference in 2 weeks that draws attendees from all over the world. The meeting has been designated a "no handshake" event. I wish they would just cancel it. ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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Member |
No way, I don't want the shit on your shoes to get on the shit on my shoes! Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed. | |||
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That's going to lead to a bunch of broken hips, I vote for elbow bumps. Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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Still finding my way |
My vote. | |||
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Why don’t you fix your little problem and light this candle |
I do fist bumps. Since I do not lick my nuckles, I should be fine. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
A salute. Ya know, so they can see I am not armed | |||
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Thank you Very little |
How do you know the other person doesn't..... Perhaps the head nod.... | |||
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Lost |
Is bowing off the table? Been working in Japan for thousands of years. Why innovate? | |||
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Peace through superior firepower |
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What if you only have one foot? | |||
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Master of one hand pistol shooting |
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The Constable |
I always recall John Wayne in I think "Mc Klintock" saying "Ya Ta Hey" to the old Chief. Or how about the Blackfeet Tribal Hello, OKI? My Blackfeet buddy gives me the raised right hand and "Oki" when we meet. Though it is a bit of a personal joke between us. | |||
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Muzzle flash aficionado |
How about just wear white gloves? flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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