It is time for an alternative greeting vs. shaking Hands
As James Woods tweeted, the custom of shaking hands is a bit outdated, since we no longer have to worry if the person you are meeting has a broadsword behind their back, perhaps it's time for a custom change
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March 03, 2020, 11:57 AM
BBMW
How about "Yo! Keep your distance!"
March 03, 2020, 12:00 PM
fpuhan
It's Chinese? No, thanks.
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March 03, 2020, 12:10 PM
joel9507
sarc on/ I thought the traditional Chinese greeting was to dust each other with lead-infused melamine? sarc off/ Being serious for a femtosecond, I kind of like the foot thing.
March 03, 2020, 12:10 PM
Vgex
What's your boggle?
March 03, 2020, 12:13 PM
TXJIM
I am scheduled to attend a conference in 2 weeks that draws attendees from all over the world. The meeting has been designated a "no handshake" event. I wish they would just cancel it.
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March 03, 2020, 12:14 PM
Shaql
No way, I don't want the shit on your shoes to get on the shit on my shoes!
Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed.
March 03, 2020, 12:15 PM
Ripley
That's going to lead to a bunch of broken hips, I vote for elbow bumps.
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March 03, 2020, 12:23 PM
Ryanp225
My vote.
March 03, 2020, 12:25 PM
redstone
I do fist bumps. Since I do not lick my nuckles, I should be fine.
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March 03, 2020, 12:26 PM
BigSwede
A salute. Ya know, so they can see I am not armed
March 03, 2020, 12:29 PM
HRK
quote:
Originally posted by redstone: I do fist bumps. Since I do not lick my nuckles, I should be fine.
How do you know the other person doesn't.....
Perhaps the head nod....
March 03, 2020, 12:29 PM
kkina
Is bowing off the table? Been working in Japan for thousands of years. Why innovate?
