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The Main Thing Is
Not To Get Excited
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I haven't told my wife either. It's kind of a combination of not wanting to upset her and worrying that now that everybody thinks I'm dead and she starts thinking about it I might have to sleep with one eye open.

P.S. this is all new; do dead guys sleep? If they think I'm dead and I'm really not will they see me sleeping and throw dirt on me? That would suck-it's all happened so fast.


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His Royal Hiney
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You have my condolences.



"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
 
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delicately calloused
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In lieu of flowers please donate to the Darthfuster human fund. Money for loafers.



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The Main Thing Is
Not To Get Excited
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In lieu of flowers please donate to the Darthfuster human fund. Money for loafers.


Dude, that's just rude. We haven't decided yet about whether I have to pay taxes and you want shoes?

Sorry that was my old self being harsh; I do have a pair of slightly worn WeeJuns though that for a reasonable sum I could part with.

For everything there is a season...Sigh.


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Staring back
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"Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
 
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The Main Thing Is
Not To Get Excited
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^^^
Crap, I'm pretty sure that guy was in Latin II with me. Maybe they're coming for us.


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Happily Retired
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You could have all kinds of fun with this.



.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.
 
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The Main Thing Is
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You could have all kinds of fun with this.


No offense, but did you ever watch the Walking Dead? Do they look like they are having fun? I think not!

Why did everything used to happen to me?


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The Main Thing Is
Not To Get Excited
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I'm afraid I can't even look forward to stuff anymore Frown

My favorite Day


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Drill Here, Drill Now
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Unlucky #1 for the karma for Wishful thinker's firearms collection Big Grin



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The Main Thing Is
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Sure, try to collect. But it's probably unlucky, I know it'll be haunted and none of them could shoot straight anyway.


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Ammoholic
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coloradohunter44 finally has a friend. Lol.


Rumors of his their demise have been greatly exaggerated.



Jesse

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Short. Fat. Bald.
Costanzaesque.


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Rumors of my death
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coloradohunter44 finally has a friend. Lol.


Well great! It's about time..been kinda lonely.



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I haven't told my wife either. It's kind of a combination of not wanting to upset her and worrying that now that everybody thinks I'm dead and she starts thinking about it I might have to sleep with one eye open.

P.S. this is all new; do dead guys sleep? If they think I'm dead and I'm really not will they see me sleeping and throw dirt on me? That would suck-it's all happened so fast.


Do you have that urge to stand behind her while she sits at a clay turn table?


ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
 
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He found out he was just in Nebraska.
 
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The Main Thing Is
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Umm, no, that would be worse.

Gotta admit, that's funny though.


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אַרְיֵה
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He found out he was just in Nebraska.
I spent two weeks in Nebraska. It was on a Tuesday.



הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
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