I haven't told my wife either. It's kind of a combination of not wanting to upset her and worrying that now that everybody thinks I'm dead and she starts thinking about it I might have to sleep with one eye open.
P.S. this is all new; do dead guys sleep? If they think I'm dead and I'm really not will they see me sleeping and throw dirt on me? That would suck-it's all happened so fast.
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September 23, 2023, 07:03 PM
Rey HRH
You have my condolences.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
September 23, 2023, 07:17 PM
darthfuster
In lieu of flowers please donate to the Darthfuster human fund. Money for loafers.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
September 23, 2023, 07:48 PM
wishfull thinker
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster: In lieu of flowers please donate to the Darthfuster human fund. Money for loafers.
Dude, that's just rude. We haven't decided yet about whether I have to pay taxes and you want shoes?
Sorry that was my old self being harsh; I do have a pair of slightly worn WeeJuns though that for a reasonable sum I could part with.
For everything there is a season...Sigh.
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September 23, 2023, 07:53 PM
Gustofer
________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
September 23, 2023, 08:14 PM
wishfull thinker
^^^ Crap, I'm pretty sure that guy was in Latin II with me. Maybe they're coming for us.
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September 23, 2023, 08:26 PM
Bassamatic
You could have all kinds of fun with this.
.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.
September 23, 2023, 08:47 PM
wishfull thinker
quote:
Originally posted by Bassamatic: You could have all kinds of fun with this.
No offense, but did you ever watch the Walking Dead? Do they look like they are having fun? I think not!
Why did everything used to happen to me?
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September 23, 2023, 08:51 PM
wishfull thinker
I'm afraid I can't even look forward to stuff anymore
Unlucky #1 for the karma for Wishful thinker's firearms collection
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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September 23, 2023, 09:03 PM
wishfull thinker
^^^ Sure, try to collect. But it's probably unlucky, I know it'll be haunted and none of them could shoot straight anyway.
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September 23, 2023, 09:17 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by 12131: coloradohunter44 finally has a friend. Lol.
Rumors of his their demise have been greatly exaggerated.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis
September 23, 2023, 09:20 PM
TexasScrub
___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
September 24, 2023, 09:46 AM
coloradohunter44
quote:
Originally posted by 12131: coloradohunter44 finally has a friend. Lol.
Well great! It's about time..been kinda lonely.
"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
September 24, 2023, 10:08 AM
Ozarkwoods
quote:
Originally posted by wishfull thinker: I haven't told my wife either. It's kind of a combination of not wanting to upset her and worrying that now that everybody thinks I'm dead and she starts thinking about it I might have to sleep with one eye open.
P.S. this is all new; do dead guys sleep? If they think I'm dead and I'm really not will they see me sleeping and throw dirt on me? That would suck-it's all happened so fast.
Do you have that urge to stand behind her while she sits at a clay turn table?
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
September 24, 2023, 11:55 AM
cas
He found out he was just in Nebraska.
September 24, 2023, 12:41 PM
wishfull thinker
Umm, no, that would be worse.
Gotta admit, that's funny though.
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September 24, 2023, 02:03 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by cas:
He found out he was just in Nebraska.
I spent two weeks in Nebraska. It was on a Tuesday.
