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In college there are two majors, one is Broadcast Meteorology. It involves presenting the Weather, and knowing where to stand and point. In addtiion to schools like University of Oklahoma, the military trains meteorologists as their expertise is needed in logistics and planning. Lot of calculus and physics are involved.[/QUOT Her field is in Tornados and how to give more advanced warnings. | |||
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| Never miss an opportunity to be Batman!  |
Well, it just confirms that all reporters are full of hot air and just swaying in the breeze. Just saying. It also could have been the reporter's audition tape to CNN. | |||
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"The sky is falling! Listen closely, THE. SKY. IS. FALLING. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!" They do nothing but try to instill fear with their overblown bullshit. Damn near everything is way out of proportion. Seems like every snowflake that hits the ground is the start of the blizzard of the century! Anything after the 4th raindrop and it's akin to "Noah couldn't survive this!" Nothing but overblown bullshit... ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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I'm Different! |
No shock, even CNN's Anderson Cooper adds another example of fake news.  “Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” | |||
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Cameraman behind cooper should have said that gator behind you is the biggest damn one I have ever seen. Would have seen cooper flying out of the water. "Hold my beer.....Watch this". | |||
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Good to hear. Something worthwhile. | |||
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Is Cooper standing in a storm drain? WTF? | |||
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I understand he spends a lot of time on his knees.......because he's prayerful. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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This episode may finally answer my question. What does it take to get fired as a weatherman ? | |||
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Slippery grass, huh? How about the fact that people instinctively lean INTO high winds and plant their feet to stay upright... Not lean away from the wind and tapdance like a flipping idiot. I would bet money that they brought those barricades and signs over and tipped them over for the dramatic effect as well. | |||
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I hate offended people. They come in two flavours - huffy and whiny - and it's hard to know which is worst. The huffy ones are self-important, narcissistic authoritarians in love with the sound of their own booming disapproval, while the whiny, sparrowlike ones are so annoying and sickly and ill-equipped for life on Earth you just want to smack them round the head until they stop crying and grow up. - Charlie Brooker | |||
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It's the stupidest television cliche in the world-- like the audience is gawking and drooling in front of their screens, and only when they see some doofus out in a slicker and boots being blown around and drenched do they get it: "Ooooh, hurricane! Hurricane! Oooooh." ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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Maybe the FAKE-weather reporter was Gush Kuntsman (yes, that's right - Kuntsman) trying out a new genre of FAKE-news reporting after his epic failure of "reporting" what it was like to shoot an AR-15 - "It felt to me like a bazooka — and sounded like a cannon." __________ __________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Some of the parodies (can you parody a parody?) on Ewe Toob are hysterical! Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Gracie Allen is my personal savior! |
No, but you can certainly parody a farce whether it's intentionally a farce or not. | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
There was a big ol' boat. It rained for forty days. Brian Williams was there! | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Carnival barkers, that's all they are. Add them to the ash heap of snake oil salesmen, televangelists, and politicians and used car salesmen. Just think of all the BS they ARENT caught doing Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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I think he's at home in that position. . | |||
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One more example of the death of "news." Today its the 24/7 entertainment/propaganda medium that hides behind the First Amendment as "the press." | |||
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