A-10s and AC-130U and W going to be busy for a few minutes

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Originally posted by RogueJSK:

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Originally posted by RAMIUS:
The whole thing is a hilarious joke btw.

It’s all for fun.

Exactly. It's basically just some folks on the internet blowing off steam and making funny images. It started on one of the oddball internet troll/shitposting sites, like 4chan or 9gag, and gained steam from there.

There's no actual plan to storm Area 51. And they're not "UFO Nutballs" who really think they're going to storm a military base to find aliens. Just bored interweb denizens making up an excuse to be absurd.

Hence my comment about an “alien themed burning man”. I CAN see a lot of folks showing up just to have a good time, wear silver suits and green makeup, and pump money into the local economy.

It’s also has a lot of posts about how people are gonna “clap dat sweet alien ass”, I.e everyone is gonna have sex with the aliens when they get into the alien area.

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Originally posted by RAMIUS:
It’s also has a lot of posts about how people are gonna “clap dat sweet alien ass”, I.e everyone is gonna have sex with the aliens when they get into the alien area.

Is Capt Kirk a member? He always got all the sweet alien ass.

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Originally posted by mark123:
I'm into green chicks, man.

<Optometrist voice on...>

Number One...



...or number two



...Number one...or number two...any difference?

<Optometrist voice off>

The Little Al'Le'Inn in Rachel, NV, will need to stock up on tee shirts, fridge magnets, and beer. A lot of beer.

Two quotes caught my attention

#1
"They can't stop all of us"

ANSWER: Yes they can

#2
“If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. ”

ANSWER: No you can't


By the way.... awesome job letting Area 51 and the rest of the world know that you're coming. Certainly they won't have time to ship in....

Guess they’ll find out if FEMA camps are real.

It's a bit like the flat earth society.

The ones who don't understand it's a joke are the same ones who are the punchline.

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Originally posted by zapfire:
Grown men believe Aliens are real ? LOL hahahahaha...This is too funny. too many stupid people in the world today.

Haha...it’s not as if they’re Bigfoot, am I right?

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Originally posted by sns3guppy:
It's a bit like the flat earth society.

The ones who don't understand it's a joke are the same ones who are the punchline.

Sadly, I have had infuriating discussions with people that truly believe in the flat earth googaw.

The Air Force has released an official statement: https://www.anonews.co/air-for...T50VrQXTvYXHm0-icfiE

Bob Lazar, a man who claims to have worked at the base, said this: Lazar has made a statement warning his supporters to stay home on September 20. Lazar says that the site is not even at Area 51 proper, but another facility nearby, that probably doesn’t even house the same technology anymore. Lazar also says that he fears that someone could be shot for trying to enter the base without authorization.

“I do not support this ‘movement’. The last time someone tried to get in to Area 51 he was shot. This is not the way to go about trying to get more information. What is good, is the interest in the subject – the science and technology. That is what would immediately change the world we live in,” Lazar said in his statement.

This is from a newspaper in Las Vegas. It happened in January of this year. The guy was killed. MERCURY (AP) — Authorities shot and killed a man who entered a secured federal site north of Las Vegas where the government used to test nuclear bombs.

A spokesman for the National Nuclear Security Administration says the man failed to stop at the security gate on Monday at the Nevada National Security Site. Darwin Morgan says the man drove for about 8 miles before he parked, got out of his car and approached security officials.

Nye County Sheriff's deputies and nuclear site officers told the man to drop the object in his hand and stop approaching. Morgan says they shot him when he refused.

The man, whose identity has not yet been released, died at the scene.

The FBI has been notified.

Never in the history of man has a dumb prank gotten out of hand before.


In other news, military services have no sense of humor.

Unlikely they would find any aliens but they would probably discover some pretty intereresting aircraft nobody has told us about. The SR 71 Blackbird first flew in 1964. I doubt they have been spending all this time playing checkers.

A bunch of you guys is no fun.

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Originally posted by zapfire:
Grown men believe Aliens are real ?

I'm your Huckleberry.

I think its massively arrogant to think there aren't aliens out there somewhere and we are the only thinking beings in this entire universe. However, are they here? Well that's another discussion entirely.

Those security guys are bored, over-trained, heavily armed, no accountability, and have massive needs to prove that they are necessary, since they get paid tons and never, ever get to do anything.
Hair trigger doesn't even begin to describe it.

I sincerely hope nobody puts a toe over the line.

Bruce

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Originally posted by Otto Pilot:

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Originally posted by zapfire:
Grown men believe Aliens are real ?

I'm your Huckleberry.

I think its massively arrogant to think there aren't aliens out there somewhere and we are the only thinking beings in this entire universe. However, are they here? Well that's another discussion entirely.

I actually like those discussions. There is certainly life somewhere in the universe; the law of averages alone suggests that there are billions of worlds that harbor life. There are on the order of a hundred billion individual galaxies...if exactly one world from each galaxy has life on it, that would be, well, one hundred billion worlds with life forms. How many would have evolved into intelligent, spacefaring species? A fraction of a fraction of a fraction could still result in hundreds of thousands.

This of course branches the life discussion in several discussions at once. If light speed travel is not surpassable or wormhole theory impossible, it is extremely unlikely that little green men could ever reach our tiny corner of the Milky Way. Travel without either would require either some form of suspended animation (for a REALLY long time) or planned long term generational space travel, or seriously long lifespans. How would they even determine our planet is the one to approach in the first place?

My point is that what is more believable? That distances are too great to traverse, or that traveling all that way without bothering to make real meaningful contact is reasonable? If there little green bodies here living, in stasis or in formaldehyde, what possible reason is there to keep it a secret from the population in the first place?

In short there is certainly life out there somewhere. Are they here? I am skeptical.

I would assume that the vast majority of the folks that try to actually go and storm the gates have some "things" in common....

- Have warrants of some kind
- Owe back child support
- Owe IRS or simply do not bother with this tax silliness.

Let em come, round em up!