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1st day of school and my son's math teacher asked him. I'm a horrible father and didnt prepare him with any snarky responses.

What is your response? Only those that wont get him suspended pls!





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He/him, simple as.

Now the teacher should get re-certified in basic English word structure.


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Screw figuring out what your son could say.

I'd be beating a path to the School Superintendent with a huge WTF is a math teacher doing asking such nonsense.



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“I can’t answer the question.” First the teacher has to define the following: What is a man, woman, boy, girl? before the student can properly respond to the pronoun issue.
 
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He/Haw...I'm a donkey!
 
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Naught and you are pronouns. He could say Hi, I am naught you.
 
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I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he/hee
 
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Is this the New Math?
 
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You always answer the question with another question. I think this one is appropriate: “Who is John Gault?“

Honestly, Bald1 gave the best answer.





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"if you can't figure it out on your own, then you probably shouldn't be teaching anything"
 
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[quote]Screw figuring out what your son could say.

I'd be beating a path to the School Superintendent with a huge WTF is a math teacher doing asking such nonsense.
 
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I would not bother. Time for Catholic school or another private school. I would not trust her to teach Math if she is bringing this stuff to the table. Are the kids allowed to ask her about her sexual practices? BTW what grade??
 
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The correct ones.
 
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Your Highness / Your Excellency Big Grin



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