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1st day of school and my son's math teacher asked him. I'm a horrible father and didnt prepare him with any snarky responses. What is your response? Only those that wont get him suspended pls! Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed. | ||
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He/him, simple as. Now the teacher should get re-certified in basic English word structure. _____________________________ Off finding Galt's Gulch | |||
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Bad Ass and MoFos lol Sry  "Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein | |||
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"Address me as Lord Shadrach, ruler of the hinterlands, slayer of Goths and trolls- fearsome, benevolent and gassy." | |||
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"Well I have a dick so he or him. It's big though... in fact some ladies call me Daddy!" | |||
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Meat popsicle. Same as Korben Dallas. | |||
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Screw figuring out what your son could say. I'd be beating a path to the School Superintendent with a huge WTF is a math teacher doing asking such nonsense. Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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“I can’t answer the question.” First the teacher has to define the following: What is a man, woman, boy, girl? before the student can properly respond to the pronoun issue. | |||
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He/Haw...I'm a donkey! | |||
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Naught and you are pronouns. He could say Hi, I am naught you. | |||
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Sig/Sauer (can’t really take credit. I saw it somewhere) “Crisis is the rallying cry of the tyrant.” – James Madison "Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." - Robert Louis Stevenson | |||
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I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he/hee | |||
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I am Groot 'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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Is this the New Math? | |||
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You always answer the question with another question. I think this one is appropriate: “Who is John Gault?“ Honestly, Bald1 gave the best answer. "Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein | |||
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Toast/Toaster/Toasted “I used to be totally into Steve Vai and Joe Satriani and other shredders, and I tried to emulate what they did and really grow as a guitarist,” Mr. Hanneman said in “Louder Than Hell.” “Then I said, ‘I don’t think I’m that talented, but more important, I don’t care.’ ” | |||
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"if you can't figure it out on your own, then you probably shouldn't be teaching anything" | |||
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[quote]Screw figuring out what your son could say. I'd be beating a path to the School Superintendent with a huge WTF is a math teacher doing asking such nonsense. ^^^^^^^^^^ I would not bother. Time for Catholic school or another private school. I would not trust her to teach Math if she is bringing this stuff to the table. Are the kids allowed to ask her about her sexual practices? BTW what grade?? | |||
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The correct ones. | |||
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Your Highness / Your Excellency  Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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