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Give me your response to the question: What are your pronouns?

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August 03, 2022, 06:09 PM
Shaql
Give me your response to the question: What are your pronouns?
1st day of school and my son's math teacher asked him. I'm a horrible father and didnt prepare him with any snarky responses.

What is your response? Only those that wont get him suspended pls!





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August 03, 2022, 06:12 PM
sooma
He/him, simple as.

Now the teacher should get re-certified in basic English word structure.


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August 03, 2022, 06:32 PM
SIGnified
Bad Ass and MoFos


lol

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August 03, 2022, 06:36 PM
parabellum
"Address me as Lord Shadrach, ruler of the hinterlands, slayer of Goths and trolls- fearsome, benevolent and gassy."
August 03, 2022, 06:36 PM
Dakor
"Well I have a dick so he or him. It's big though... in fact some ladies call me Daddy!"
August 03, 2022, 06:36 PM
BlackTalonJHP
Meat popsicle. Same as Korben Dallas.
August 03, 2022, 06:39 PM
bald1
Screw figuring out what your son could say.

I'd be beating a path to the School Superintendent with a huge WTF is a math teacher doing asking such nonsense.



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August 03, 2022, 06:39 PM
tsmccull
“I can’t answer the question.” First the teacher has to define the following: What is a man, woman, boy, girl? before the student can properly respond to the pronoun issue.
August 03, 2022, 06:40 PM
bdylan
He/Haw...I'm a donkey!
August 03, 2022, 06:42 PM
trapper189
Naught and you are pronouns. He could say Hi, I am naught you.
August 03, 2022, 06:42 PM
sigalert
Sig/Sauer

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August 03, 2022, 06:45 PM
ACTEG
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he/hee
August 03, 2022, 06:58 PM
Dzozer
I am Groot



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August 03, 2022, 07:02 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Is this the New Math?
August 03, 2022, 07:03 PM
SIGnified
You always answer the question with another question. I think this one is appropriate: “Who is John Gault?“

Honestly, Bald1 gave the best answer.





"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty."
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August 03, 2022, 07:03 PM
UpTheIrons
Toast/Toaster/Toasted



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August 03, 2022, 07:06 PM
bobtheelf
"if you can't figure it out on your own, then you probably shouldn't be teaching anything"
August 03, 2022, 07:07 PM
ZSMICHAEL
[quote]Screw figuring out what your son could say.

I'd be beating a path to the School Superintendent with a huge WTF is a math teacher doing asking such nonsense.
 
^^^^^^^^^^
I would not bother. Time for Catholic school or another private school. I would not trust her to teach Math if she is bringing this stuff to the table. Are the kids allowed to ask her about her sexual practices? BTW what grade??
August 03, 2022, 07:07 PM
Skull Leader
The correct ones.
August 03, 2022, 07:33 PM
tatortodd
Your Highness / Your Excellency Big Grin



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