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Link I just came home with a package of underwear from Costco. Upon inspection, I now find they are 'fly-less'. I looked to see if they were some kind of dyke offering but nothing on the package indicated that. 'Performance' & 'Sportluxe' are the only indicators of any sort of type on the package. It is branded Puma, and I went for them because it was a 5 pack that came out a little cheaper per unit than the 4-pack Kirkland types next to 'em. This is the first time in my life I bought men's underwear that have no fly. I have had some ECWS type thermal bottoms that are fly-less and I have hated taking a whiz with them on. Going 'over the fence' as it were is not preferable with a strong elastic waistband. At least not to me. The article linked above has the same title as this post. I laughed out loud when I read it and just had to share. Maybe I'm just behind the times. Maybe the newer soy boys just sit every time anyway? The article points out relaxed dress standards in todays workplace, non tucked shirts and elastic waistbands. That seems only partially relevant to me. They also say they are supposed to be more comfortable for physical activity. Not sure about that either. What say ye? | ||
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Subject line. If you feel like you have to obscure a word, that word should not be in your subject line. | |||
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I sat here for awhile, but… I got nuthin’ _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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It's not an issue for me, as I don't use the D hole. I'm guessing they might be cheaper to make. | |||
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Sorry, I'll change to omit the asterisk. I just noticed that it was there as well, I had copied it directly from the linked article in the post. But I didn't consider it obscene without an asterisk. | |||
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You hook the waistband with your weak-hand thumb and go over-the-top. It's faster and more ergonomic than using the fly even with traditional designs. There's nothing new or mysterious here. once the action is initiated, your strong hand is free to draw and activate your EDC against the Active Mall Shooter Goblin that just entered and set up shop behind you, hoping for run-up-the-body-count helpless first victims. ____________________ | |||
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Ok, one vote for behind the times. Thanks Dick. | |||
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I've been going commando for 40 years so I have no input here. _________________________________________________ "Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God." --- G.K. Chesterton | |||
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They sell those to the fronthole crowd. _________________________ "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." Mark Twain | |||
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I used to wear briefs. No D-hole. Wasn't a problem. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Heh, I’ve always gone over the fence so to speak so I welcome the change. “People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.” –Chuck Palahnuik Be harder to kill: https://preparefit.ck.page | |||
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Whaaa? No comments from the geriatric crowd who too often get their toes tangled in the dick hole when trying to balance on one leg putting on their tidy whities? I imagine they'd welcome this change. Not speaking for myself or personal experience mind you.  Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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I usually wear jeans and pull to the side. Never used the dick hole. If not wearing jeans it’s over the top. Maybe I’m doing it wrong. These go to eleven. | |||
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Yea, I'm not calling myself an old fart, but I can see that happening ........ not from personal experience either, mind ya. The water in Washington won't clear up until we get the pigs out of the creek~Senator John Kennedy | |||
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No problem I usually like to grab my balls while pissing any way, why you ask? Just because I can! ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Well, most times the dick hole is just too small…heh heh So I just pull the waistband down over the whole set up _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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Do they come in hot pink??? Asking for a friend. | |||
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Some systems just work. No non-hole skivvies for me, thanks! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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I don't usually use the DH myself so it's not an issue for me. ****************************************************************************** Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet . . . | |||
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Like pretty much every morning? The dog bed usually breaks my fall. My wife makes fun of me for wearing my jammies all day long, now we all know why. | |||
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