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I can recall ever using the fly in my underwear.



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No comments from the geriatric crowd who too often get their toes tangled in the dick hole when trying to balance on one leg putting on their tidy whities?
I imagine they'd welcome this change.
Yea, I'm not calling myself an old fart, but I can see that happening ........
Like pretty much every morning? The dog bed usually breaks my fall. My wife makes fun of me for wearing my jammies all day long, now we all know why.


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I try to never Puma pants.


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Try the "kangaroo pouch" type with horizontal fly. Easy access with either hand.

Some brands that offer these are Guide Gear, Jockey, and Munsingwear.



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I used to wear briefs. No D-hole. Wasn't a problem.


You drive a Subaru? Big Grin


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I used to wear briefs. No D-hole. Wasn't a problem.


You drive a Subaru? Big Grin

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I don’t think thongs for men have dick holes either. At least not in the front.
Ewwww.




 
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Looks like the problem is that you are buying granny panties.

That issue does not occur with men’s boxer short style underwear.



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Looks like the problem is that you are buying granny panties.

That issue does not occur with men’s boxer short style underwear.

These are boxer briefs. Are you talking about the kind of skivvies that are the original loose, swimsuit style boxers?
 
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The dick hole tells me whether I put them on backwards or not.
 
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These are boxer briefs. Are you talking about the kind of skivvies that are the original loose, swimsuit style boxers?


I believe he is talking about the loose fitting boxers where your balls just spill down the leg holes.



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Whose got time to be threading a short, limp penis thru a clingy fabric tunnel anyway? (Especially if'n you are an old man with a sense of urgency!)

I guess a person could just reach thru from the outside and forcefully jerk the fire-house out, but that brings up flash memories of the lady gym teacher in the movie, "Porky's".
 
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Yeah, pull the waistband down.



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I use the dick hole all the time.

If I didn’t have it, I’d have to undo my belt, unsnap, and unzip every time.

Nope. Too many steps. Having the dick hole makes things more efficient.


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Its always interesting to learn the habits and actions of others and then compare them to your own. I now know how I fare in the skivvie hole use, customs and practices area. Good info!


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Got em all. No hole, the traditional Y overlap hole, Kangaroo pouch hole, Straight through porthole and down hole… The problem is I generally don’t look to see which ones I’m wearing, and just pull them down making all the many styles pointless.


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I use the dick hole all the time.

If I didn’t have it, I’d have to undo my belt, unsnap, and unzip every time.

Nope. Too many steps. Having the dick hole makes things more efficient.


Exactly, anyone in uniform trying to use the urinal needs a hole





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I used to wear briefs. No D-hole. Wasn't a problem.


You drive a Subaru? Big Grin


I drive a Subaru......and I use the leg hole.



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Try the "kangaroo pouch" type with horizontal fly. Easy access with either hand.

Some brands that offer these are Guide Gear, Jockey, and Munsingwear.


Tommy John’s call it the “quick draw” fly. They are my personal favorite.


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Like pretty much every morning? The dog bed usually breaks my fall. My wife makes fun of me for wearing my jammies all day long, now we all know why.


What's even more fun is when you get off balance and end up with both legs in the same leg hole. You pretty much have to fall over in order to extricate yourself from your drawers.



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