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I just came home with a package of underwear from Costco. Upon inspection, I now find they are 'fly-less'. I looked to see if they were some kind of dyke offering but nothing on the package indicated that. 'Performance' & 'Sportluxe' are the only indicators of any sort of type on the package. It is branded Puma, and I went for them because it was a 5 pack that came out a little cheaper per unit than the 4-pack Kirkland types next to 'em.

This is the first time in my life I bought men's underwear that have no fly. I have had some ECWS type thermal bottoms that are fly-less and I have hated taking a whiz with them on. Going 'over the fence' as it were is not preferable with a strong elastic waistband. At least not to me.

The article linked above has the same title as this post. I laughed out loud when I read it and just had to share.

Maybe I'm just behind the times. Maybe the newer soy boys just sit every time anyway? The article points out relaxed dress standards in todays workplace, non tucked shirts and elastic waistbands. That seems only partially relevant to me. They also say they are supposed to be more comfortable for physical activity. Not sure about that either. What say ye?

Subject line. If you feel like you have to obscure a word, that word should not be in your subject line.

I sat here for awhile, but…
I got nuthin’

It's not an issue for me, as I don't use the D hole. I'm guessing they might be cheaper to make.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Subject line. If you feel like you have to obscure a word, that word should not be in your subject line.

Sorry, I'll change to omit the asterisk. I just noticed that it was there as well, I had copied it directly from the linked article in the post. But I didn't consider it obscene without an asterisk.

You hook the waistband with your weak-hand thumb and go over-the-top.

It's faster and more ergonomic than using the fly even with traditional designs.

There's nothing new or mysterious here.

once the action is initiated, your strong hand is free to draw and activate your EDC against the Active Mall Shooter Goblin that just entered and set up shop behind you, hoping for run-up-the-body-count helpless first victims.

Ok, one vote for behind the times.
Thanks Dick.

I've been going commando for 40 years so I have no input here.

They sell those to the fronthole crowd.

I used to wear briefs. No D-hole. Wasn't a problem.

Heh, I’ve always gone over the fence so to speak so I welcome the change.

Whaaa?

No comments from the geriatric crowd who too often get their toes tangled in the dick hole when trying to balance on one leg putting on their tidy whities?
I imagine they'd welcome this change.

Not speaking for myself or personal experience mind you.

I usually wear jeans and pull to the side. Never used the dick hole. If not wearing jeans it’s over the top. Maybe I’m doing it wrong.

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Originally posted by bald1:
Whaaa?

No comments from the geriatric crowd who too often get their toes tangled in the dick hole when trying to balance on one leg putting on their tidy whities?
I imagine they'd welcome this change.

Not speaking for myself or personal experience mind you.

Yea, I'm not calling myself an old fart, but I can see that happening ........ not from personal experience either, mind ya.

No problem I usually like to grab my balls while pissing any way, why you ask? Just because I can!

Well, most times the dick hole is just too small…heh heh

So I just pull the waistband down over the whole set up

Do they come in hot pink??? Asking for a friend.

Some systems just work. No non-hole skivvies for me, thanks!

I don't usually use the DH myself so it's not an issue for me.

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Originally posted by DougE:

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Originally posted by bald1:
No comments from the geriatric crowd who too often get their toes tangled in the dick hole when trying to balance on one leg putting on their tidy whities?
I imagine they'd welcome this change.

Yea, I'm not calling myself an old fart, but I can see that happening ........

Like pretty much every morning? The dog bed usually breaks my fall. My wife makes fun of me for wearing my jammies all day long, now we all know why.