OK, I saw this on Gutfeld! So it must be true:

1. Kamala blames Doug for her election loss
2. Maybe it was the story about knocking up the nanny?

I extrapolate further:
3. Doug and Dr. Jill have something going on as we all saw on national media when they were lingeringly locking lips
4. As soon as Joe is in the ground, Doug drops Kamala, he and Jill head for the altar for….
5. A double wedding with Barack and Jennifer Anniston. Wedding of the season!

Got any DC or Hollywood tips? Drop me a line and maybe they’ll make next week’s column

You have all the qualifications to work for the Daily Mail, doc.