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Staring back
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He's going to be really popular in the big house.


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Back, and
to the left
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Apparently he needs someone to re-define what carrying 'chambered' actually means.



I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. -Ecclesiastes 9:11

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He's going to be really popular in the big house.

Party's in the back.



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Upon discovery of the gun he was heard exclaiming, "It's not mine! Someone else put it there".



“We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,”
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"This is not my ass!"




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Vicariously Tactical
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Never mind the gun, beware of the cavity! Eek
 
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Maybe he just wanted the FDE finish but was to cheap to send it off for a proper cerakote job.

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He just wanted to shoot the shit!


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"This is not my ass!"


Cops probably planted it there.



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I'm not sure even Hoppes would help...




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It can only improve a Jimenez




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He wanted to take a shot at the Darwin award!
 
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Was a bear involved?



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He got some shitty weapon retention skillz.
 
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I think that those planning on taking advantage when this fool bends over in the shower strap a 2x4 to themselves. Because I don't care if is a small 380, it's still a lot bigger than the loads I drop in a toilet.


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He's going to be really popular in the big house.


Naw, think Lincoln Tunnel.
 
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guy's gotta be a Gaylord.
 
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Obviously not his first time in The Pokey.


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Whole new meaning to lock and load.....


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Obviously not his first time in The Pokey.
This time he is taking precautions, entering the joint with a pre-stretched rectum.



“We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,”
Pres. Select, Joe Biden

“Let’s go, Brandon” Kelli Stavast, 2 Oct. 2021
 
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