Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail...

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March 28, 2017, 05:23 PM

Gustofer

Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail...

He's going to be really popular in the big house.

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March 28, 2017, 06:03 PM

83v45magna

Apparently he needs someone to re-define what carrying 'chambered' actually means.

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March 28, 2017, 06:05 PM

TigerDore

quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
He's going to be really popular in the big house.

Party's in the back.

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March 28, 2017, 06:21 PM

kimber1911

Upon discovery of the gun he was heard exclaiming, "It's not mine! Someone else put it there".

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March 28, 2017, 06:28 PM

KenS

Maybe he just wanted the FDE finish but was to cheap to send it off for a proper cerakote job.

Ken

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March 28, 2017, 06:54 PM

Skins2881

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
"This is not my ass!"

Cops probably planted it there.

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March 28, 2017, 07:23 PM

saigonsmuggler

He got some shitty weapon retention skillz.

March 28, 2017, 07:30 PM

Scooter123

I think that those planning on taking advantage when this fool bends over in the shower strap a 2x4 to themselves. Because I don't care if is a small 380, it's still a lot bigger than the loads I drop in a toilet.

I've stopped counting.

March 28, 2017, 07:36 PM

ulsterman

quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
He's going to be really popular in the big house.

Naw, think Lincoln Tunnel.

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March 28, 2017, 07:49 PM

kimber1911

quote:
Originally posted by Twist:
Obviously not his first time in The Pokey.

This time he is taking precautions, entering the joint with a pre-stretched rectum.