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Rule #1: Use enough gun |
 http://www.al.com/news/huntsvi...ml#incart_river_home It's not yet clear whether the owner wants it back, but Limestone County authorities recovered a stolen gun when it fell from an inmate's body cavity during a search at the jail. Jesse O'Neal Roberts, 23, of Elkmont, was being booked into the Limestone County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication when the weapon fell from his body, said sheriff's spokesman Stephen Young. "I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers," a corrections officer said in a report. Roberts was arrested after midnight when deputies responded to a call about a prowler on Esten Lane. The caller found Roberts around his garage and held the suspect at gunpoint until deputies arrived, Young said in a news release. Deputy Chad Harbin found Roberts, who was showing signs of impairment, and arrested him for public intoxication, Young said. When they arrived at the jail, corrections officers noticed Roberts appeared to be walking "strangely," Young said. While being searched, Roberts stumbled and the pistol fell from his body cavity, Young said. The weapon, which was reported stolen from Florence, was not loaded. It is a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100. In addition to public intoxication, Roberts is charged with first-degree promoting prison contraband, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and fourth-degree receiving stolen property. Bail is set at $7,250. Asked about the incident, Sheriff Mike Blakely said, " 'It' happens," according to the news release. It's not yet clear whether the owner wants the gun back, authorities said. Stock photo of Jimenez Arms gun like the one in this case:  When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | ||
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| Blinded by the Sun  |
Sounds like a shitty gun ------------------------------ Smart is not something you are but something you get. Chi Chi, get the yayo | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
This guy is an amateur. The guy several years back that did that with a 4" K frame Smith with a spur hammer was a pro. That was a fun thread. ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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Ammoholic |
Why in the world would you store a gun there? he must have some shitty draw times. Wonder where he keeps his spare mags? Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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| Mired in the Fog of Lucidity |
Ah, the old pistol in the keister trick! | |||
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Baroque Bloke |
Yetch. Don't touch it – get a stick… Serious about crackers | |||
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| Official forum SIG Pro enthusiast  |
Too bad he didn't have a full size USP 45.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance | |||
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| Rule #1: Use enough gun |
I don't even want to know what he was lubing the rails with. When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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Ben Wa Gun "It is a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100." When did they go up in price? | |||
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Shorted to Atmosphere |
Poo shooter. | |||
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Professor Smack-Down |
I guess that brand doesn't jam. ---------------------------- Tony Guns in my collection: Awaiting next purchase | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
Gross! But besides that, I wouldn't want to admit that I owned it... "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
Evidently having been carried by a bona fide badass increased the value of that finely crafted weapon. | |||
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Master-at-Arms |
He will be able to when "they" are done with him.  Foster's, Australian for Bud | |||
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That's whatcha call "deep concealment." | |||
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Mensch |
Rectum? Damn near killed him! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Puts GET SOME DAMNED GREASE! into a whole 'nuther realm of weird. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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safe & sound |
It's bad enough that something like that would fit "there". It's even worse when "there" is so loose that it just falls out. Sometime tells me he's smuggled something bigger up there in the past. | |||
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A Grateful American |
I never opened this thread, cuz if I did, it would have only been to say that, but I never was here. Nope. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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That holster stinks. ______________________________________________________ Often times a very small man can cast a very large shadow | |||
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