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| I started with nothing, and still have most of it  |
At US Treasury basic law enforcement school decades ago they gave us the following definition of an expert: "An expert is any son-of-a-bitch from out of town with a briefcase." Not saying I'm an expert as above, but am pretty knowledgeable about how moonshine liquor is made, and have contributed to 3 books on the subject. "While not every Democrat is a horse thief, every horse thief is a Democrat." HORACE GREELEY | |||
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| Not as lean, not as mean, Still a Marine  |
Expert I'm not... but my strongest talent is the ability to figure out a problem. I can fix most things, I can learn tasks, give me a situation and I will figure out how to make it work, and then I'll find efficiencies to lean it out. I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself. | |||
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| Victim of Life's Circumstances  |
Dogs like me. ________________________ God spelled backwards is dog | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
Giving or having? SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
I got those, too. I might actually know something about parts of the law. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine |
Ha! The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
This and that | |||
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| Run Silent Run Deep  |
I, Sir, can cook a three-minute egg... _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
Pissing Para off. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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| Get busy living or get busy dying!  |
My brain is full of numbers (mostly important dates and calculations) and useless Rock 'n Roll trivia. I'm still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up! | |||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
I'm an expert at getting answers to complex questions by asking real experts for help because I'll have no clue. Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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Unflappable Enginerd |
As I said this morning in the CV19 thread:
So I guess that's me... __________________________________ NRA Benefactor I lost all my weapons in a boating, umm, accident. http://www.aufamily.com/forums/ | |||
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i are pretty dang good at being eccentric. That being said, and as mentioned by a few others, according to my wife, i am super expert at upsetting her  Might it possibly have anything to do with eccentricity? ETA, for some reason, things have been okay lately; hopefully that continues  | |||
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Annoying Bendable on his choice of sandwiches...  | |||
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I'm an expert at figuring out which people are jackwagons! Just look above.  Never let a good moment to call someone out go to waste...….I suppose. | |||
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goodheart |
Not an expert, but trying hard to be a better grandpa than I was a dad. _________________________ “Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters. –Daniel Webster (1782-1852)" | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
I don't know as I'm expert at it, but I am pretty damn good at annoying people. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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I guess I’ll keep it simple, how about a dog’s mind. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
See? I told you he'd take the bait. You owe me twenty bucks, dude. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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LOL what he said! | |||
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