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What are you an expert at?
March 31, 2020, 06:01 PM
stiabWhat are you an expert at?
At US Treasury basic law enforcement school decades ago they gave us the following definition of an expert: "An expert is any son-of-a-bitch from out of town with a briefcase."
Not saying I'm an expert as above, but am pretty knowledgeable about how moonshine liquor is made, and have contributed to 3 books on the subject.
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March 31, 2020, 06:03 PM
GibbExpert I'm not... but my strongest talent is the ability to figure out a problem.
I can fix most things, I can learn tasks, give me a situation and I will figure out how to make it work, and then I'll find efficiencies to lean it out.
I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself. March 31, 2020, 06:07 PM
doublesharpDogs like me.
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March 31, 2020, 06:09 PM
Hamden106quote:
Originally posted by Sacramento Johnson:
Headaches; migraines specifically...
Giving or having?
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March 31, 2020, 06:54 PM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by ShneaSIG:
I've got some pieces of paper written in fancy, old-timey looking writing that are supposed to mean that I know a bunch of laws & stuff.
I got those, too. I might actually know something about parts of the law.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. March 31, 2020, 06:55 PM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
Grammar.
At what are you an expert?
Seriously, nothing rises to the level of expert.
Ha!
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. March 31, 2020, 06:59 PM
parabellumThis and that
March 31, 2020, 07:01 PM
PatriotI, Sir, can cook a three-minute egg...
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March 31, 2020, 07:03 PM
George43Pissing Para off.
A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
March 31, 2020, 07:12 PM
heathtxMy brain is full of numbers (mostly important dates and calculations) and useless Rock 'n Roll trivia.
I'm still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up!
March 31, 2020, 07:15 PM
Jimbo54I'm an expert at getting answers to complex questions by asking real experts for help because I'll have no clue.
Jim
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March 31, 2020, 07:24 PM
stoic-oneAs I said this morning in the CV19 thread:
quote:
Expert, someone that knows a LOT about very little...
So I guess that's me...
March 31, 2020, 07:32 PM
ersatzknarfi are pretty dang good at being eccentric.
That being said, and as mentioned by a few others, according to my wife, i am super expert at upsetting her
Might it possibly have anything to do with eccentricity?
ETA, for some reason, things have been okay lately; hopefully that continues
March 31, 2020, 07:35 PM
valkyrie1Annoying Bendable on his choice of sandwiches...
March 31, 2020, 07:35 PM
jimmy123xquote:
Originally posted by mojojojo:
Oh boy! This post has jimmy123 written all over it. It's just a matter of time now before the list of expertise begins. I only hope the servers are up to the task.
I'm an expert at figuring out which people are jackwagons! Just look above.
Never let a good moment to call someone out go to waste...….I suppose.
March 31, 2020, 07:40 PM
sjtillNot an expert, but trying hard to be a better grandpa than I was a dad.
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March 31, 2020, 07:43 PM
ensigmaticI don't know as I'm expert at it, but I am pretty damn good at annoying people.
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"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher March 31, 2020, 08:09 PM
sourdough44I guess I’ll keep it simple, how about a dog’s mind.
March 31, 2020, 08:29 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by mojojojo:
Oh boy! This post has jimmy123 written all over it.
See? I
told you he'd take the bait.
You owe me twenty bucks, dude.
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kcl1960quote:
Originally posted by blueye:
Turning beer into urine.
LOL what he said!