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stiab
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At US Treasury basic law enforcement school decades ago they gave us the following definition of an expert: "An expert is any son-of-a-bitch from out of town with a briefcase."

Not saying I'm an expert as above, but am pretty knowledgeable about how moonshine liquor is made, and have contributed to 3 books on the subject.


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Gibb
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Expert I'm not... but my strongest talent is the ability to figure out a problem.

I can fix most things, I can learn tasks, give me a situation and I will figure out how to make it work, and then I'll find efficiencies to lean it out.



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Dogs like me.


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Hamden106
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Originally posted by Sacramento Johnson:
Headaches; migraines specifically...


Giving or having?


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Originally posted by ShneaSIG:
I've got some pieces of paper written in fancy, old-timey looking writing that are supposed to mean that I know a bunch of laws & stuff.


I got those, too. I might actually know something about parts of the law.



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jhe888
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Originally posted by Georgeair:
Grammar.
At what are you an expert?
Razz

Seriously, nothing rises to the level of expert.


Ha!



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This and that
 
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Patriot
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I, Sir, can cook a three-minute egg...


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George43
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Pissing Para off.


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My brain is full of numbers (mostly important dates and calculations) and useless Rock 'n Roll trivia.

I'm still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up!
 
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Jimbo54
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I'm an expert at getting answers to complex questions by asking real experts for help because I'll have no clue.

Jim


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As I said this morning in the CV19 thread:

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Expert, someone that knows a LOT about very little... Razz


So I guess that's me...


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i are pretty dang good at being eccentric.

That being said, and as mentioned by a few others, according to my wife, i am super expert at upsetting her Frown

Might it possibly have anything to do with eccentricity?



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Annoying Bendable on his choice of sandwiches... Razz
 
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Originally posted by mojojojo:
Oh boy! This post has jimmy123 written all over it. It's just a matter of time now before the list of expertise begins. I only hope the servers are up to the task.


I'm an expert at figuring out which people are jackwagons! Just look above. Big Grin Never let a good moment to call someone out go to waste...….I suppose.
 
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Not an expert, but trying hard to be a better grandpa than I was a dad.


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I don't know as I'm expert at it, but I am pretty damn good at annoying people.


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I guess I’ll keep it simple, how about a dog’s mind.
 
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V-Tail
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Originally posted by mojojojo:

Oh boy! This post has jimmy123 written all over it.
See? I told you he'd take the bait.

You owe me twenty bucks, dude.


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Originally posted by blueye:
Turning beer into urine.


LOL what he said! Big Grin
 
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