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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Arc's cookie meme features a small dick!  Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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I don’t get the picture of the man and woman sitting on the boat. Am I missing something? | |||
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If you look at the picture really quickly with correct perspective, it creates the optical illusion the dude is spreading his legs and has a dingaling showing. "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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I had to stare at the "Simple Human" box for at least a minute to figure out what was going on. Unfortunate place for a handle. Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus | |||
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Certified All Positions |
I'm not sure where you're going with this. I thought it was funny. I didn't consider the size of the cookies, or the dicks. Considering there are no other references for size, why not assume those are large cookies? Some of you guys are overthinking these memes. Arc. ______________________________ "Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM "You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP | |||
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Spread the Disease |
Hmmm...the colors are wrong. Searching for a deeper meaning...that likely isn’t there. Then there is the Hogsmeade on the shield. Dammit.  ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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thin skin can't win |
I never watched the Turtles, but that one's not hard to deduce. A quick Google search verifies. Link You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Ammoholic |
He's confused by the graphic used for the TMNT, not who April O'Neal is. TMNT predates Harry Potter, also there is no Green Ninja Turtle. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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| Certified All Positions |
Who cares about the colors of the turtles. Fair use parody and copyright issues perhaps? Fellas, this isn't really what this thread was intended for, it's for simple explanations, not in depth analysis. You've got three meme related threads running, lets have fun, not abuse the goodwill of staff. Arc. ______________________________ "Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM "You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP | |||
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Okay, I’m continually reminded that my sense of humor is stunted as compared to others’ here, so I now have a question. What part of the monkey smoking is funny? Is it a monkey smoking, the “What did you hear?” or both? I’m also in the dark about the whiskey in the cookies thing. I assume it’s from some hilarious movie or teevee show (things I seldom ever watch), so I’m curious. ► 6.4/93.6 ___________ “We are Americans …. Together we have resisted the trap of appeasement, cynicism, and isolation that gives temptation to tyrants.” — George H. W. Bush | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
The first one, the monkey smoking is superfluous, really nothing to do with the joke. The question was "what did you do this weekend?" The nervous reply "what did you hear?" indicates that the responder wants to know whether his weekend escapades have been caught, or did he get away with it. Sort of like (true story here) I emailed a friend who is a lawyer and a member of SIGforum, asking whether a 3rd class felony is worse than a 1st class, here in Florida. His humorous response, "what did you do?" I asked him because I own equipment that is rented to end-users, Florida statute says that failure to return rented property, etc., is a 3rd class felony, I was just curious. As far as whisky (for Scotch drinkers, whiskey for all others) in the cookies, I'm not aware of any TV show or movie. I just take it at face value: a dedicated drinker who consumes whisk(e)y with everything decides to bake cookies for the first time, and asks how much booze to use. Funny? Maybe. Amusing, but not hilarious. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
aren't they all?  I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Thanks, V-Tail. Both those explanations occurred to me, but then I thought, “Nah; that can’t be it.” Perhaps my humerus bone isn’t as underdeveloped as I feared.  ► 6.4/93.6 ___________ “We are Americans …. Together we have resisted the trap of appeasement, cynicism, and isolation that gives temptation to tyrants.” — George H. W. Bush | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
Nope. The best turtles were in black and white.   | |||
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goodheart |
Have to comment on the Elk Grove Police report (guy called 911 wanted handcuffs removed, he had warrant, they traded his for theirs). Elk Grove is just below South Sacramento, where I worked for many years. It’s gotten more suburban and upscale, but I’m glad it’s retained its ghetto roots. _________________________ “ What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.”— Lord Melbourne | |||
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Occam's razor. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| אַרְיֵה |
I need help with the one posted by Floyd D. Barber, seems to be a photo of a mother and two daughters. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Look closely at the print on the shirt of the one on the right. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Don't feel bad...took me a while staring at the picture to get it. "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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