Arc's cookie meme features a small dick!

I don’t get the picture of the man and woman sitting on the boat. Am I missing something?

If you look at the picture really quickly with correct perspective, it creates the optical illusion the dude is spreading his legs and has a dingaling showing.

I had to stare at the "Simple Human" box for at least a minute to figure out what was going on. Unfortunate place for a handle.

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Originally posted by bald1:
Arc's cookie meme features a small dick!

I'm not sure where you're going with this.

I thought it was funny. I didn't consider the size of the cookies, or the dicks.

Considering there are no other references for size, why not assume those are large cookies?

Some of you guys are overthinking these memes.

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Originally posted by arcwelder76:

Hmmm...the colors are wrong. Searching for a deeper meaning...that likely isn’t there.

Then there is the Hogsmeade on the shield.

Dammit.

I never watched the Turtles, but that one's not hard to deduce. A quick Google search verifies.

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Originally posted by Georgeair:
I never watched the Turtles, but that one's not hard to deduce. A quick Google search verifies.

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He's confused by the graphic used for the TMNT, not who April O'Neal is. TMNT predates Harry Potter, also there is no Green Ninja Turtle.

Who cares about the colors of the turtles.

Fair use parody and copyright issues perhaps? Fellas, this isn't really what this thread was intended for, it's for simple explanations, not in depth analysis.

You've got three meme related threads running, lets have fun, not abuse the goodwill of staff.

Okay, I’m continually reminded that my sense of humor is stunted as compared to others’ here, so I now have a question. What part of the monkey smoking is funny? Is it a monkey smoking, the “What did you hear?” or both?

I’m also in the dark about the whiskey in the cookies thing. I assume it’s from some hilarious movie or teevee show (things I seldom ever watch), so I’m curious.

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Originally posted by sigfreund:

Okay, I’m continually reminded that my sense of humor is stunted as compared to others’ here, so I now have a question. What part of the monkey smoking is funny? Is it a monkey smoking, the “What did you hear?” or both?

I’m also in the dark about the whiskey in the cookies thing. I assume it’s from some hilarious movie or teevee show (things I seldom ever watch), so I’m curious.

The first one, the monkey smoking is superfluous, really nothing to do with the joke. The question was "what did you do this weekend?" The nervous reply "what did you hear?" indicates that the responder wants to know whether his weekend escapades have been caught, or did he get away with it.

Sort of like (true story here) I emailed a friend who is a lawyer and a member of SIGforum, asking whether a 3rd class felony is worse than a 1st class, here in Florida. His humorous response, "what did you do?"

I asked him because I own equipment that is rented to end-users, Florida statute says that failure to return rented property, etc., is a 3rd class felony, I was just curious.

As far as whisky (for Scotch drinkers, whiskey for all others) in the cookies, I'm not aware of any TV show or movie. I just take it at face value: a dedicated drinker who consumes whisk(e)y with everything decides to bake cookies for the first time, and asks how much booze to use. Funny? Maybe. Amusing, but not hilarious.

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there is no Green Ninja Turtle.

aren't they all?

Thanks, V-Tail. Both those explanations occurred to me, but then I thought, “Nah; that can’t be it.” Perhaps my humerus bone isn’t as underdeveloped as I feared.

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Originally posted by zoom6zoom:

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there is no Green Ninja Turtle.

aren't they all?

Nope. The best turtles were in black and white.

Have to comment on the Elk Grove Police report (guy called 911 wanted handcuffs removed, he had warrant, they traded his for theirs).
Elk Grove is just below South Sacramento, where I worked for many years. It’s gotten more suburban and upscale, but I’m glad it’s retained its ghetto roots.

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Originally posted by sigfreund:

Thanks, V-Tail. Both those explanations occurred to me, but then I thought, “Nah; that can’t be it.” Perhaps my humerus bone isn’t as underdeveloped as I feared.

Occam's razor.

I need help with the one posted by Floyd D. Barber, seems to be a photo of a mother and two daughters.

Look closely at the print on the shirt of the one on the right.

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Don't feel bad...took me a while staring at the picture to get it.