I figured this one out myself years ago as a college dipshit because I cook most things stovetop and swore off microwaves decades ago, save popcorn.

I do find the oven to be superior for reheat pizza, but who has the time to wait the 10-12 mins that takes.

Which is what makes the toaster oven the undisputed champion of reheating pizza. But I don't have one, only get the experience when visiting family.

To clarify

1st place, Toaster oven
2nd place, Oven
3rd place, Pan. And get that teflon shit outta here.

And what the hell is this doing in the "news." Well I guess it's at least not a blatant lie mixed into propaganda.