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IntrepidTraveler
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How has no one posted this yet? Or did I miss it?

Severed Penis Found in Gas Station Parking Lot

The only thing that surprises me is it's Alabama and not Florida.



Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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12131
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I think it's OK to post "penis" in the subject line. Lol.


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IntrepidTraveler
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Well, I do my best to sound sophisticated as much as possible.....



Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- Dave Barry

"Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it)
 
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parabellum
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The police aren't gonna do dick.
 
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Kenpoist
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Originally posted by parabellum:
The police aren't gonna do dick.


Ha!
 
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maxdog
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They didn’t have the balls.
 
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Skins2881
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Has any one accounted for Lorena Bobbitt?


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They used search dogs. They were trained Wiener dogs.
I’ll see myself out.

I saw it’s in mobile AL a few miles from Florida so close enough.
 
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Originally posted by parabellum:
The police aren't gonna do dick.


Oh yeah!? Well I heard they've dispatched a unit.
 
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220-9er
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Nobody has reported it as missing yet?


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Nobody has reported it as missing yet?


I thought the same thing until I read the story.

What are the odds of someones unit getting caught onto someones vehicle and then transferred to a place away from the scene and then it just falls off as they pull into a gas station.

I've found dead birds lodged in my grill after they've started stinking up the garage but I don't know how I'd react if I traced the smell to someones severed unit in my grill.
 
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Talk about a dick that gets around...



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My advice for the transgendered that want a panectomy done on the cheap, don't search craigslist.
 
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Somewhere there's a UNIX joke to go with this.


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Has any one accounted for Lorena Bobbitt?

She got in a car wreck. Some dick cut her off.




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Apparently from a pretty bad motorcycle accident; must have been, to knock his dick clean off Eek



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This is a junk post.
 
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And you thought it hurt when you caught your finger in the car door.



(nasty abdominal and groin injuries are pretty common in motorcycle accidents, folks get eviscerated by the handlebars and gauge cluster)
 
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Hmmmm...




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ALL new media reports about motorcycle accidents must include the detail: helmets or no helmets.
I think its even in the Associated Press Stylebook. Maybe.

This one doesn't.
 
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